랜덤 Article: My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of 당신 guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did 당신 logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing 당신 again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I said last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._.
F: Yeah! I know 당신 want that :D If it's a girl then we'll name her... CARZACK!! :D
Me: Uh... Carzack?
F: yeah, if our names are combined it'll be CarZack :D (Her name's Carla)
Me; Kinda sounds like carjack...
F: Haha you're sooo funny sweetiee :-* Anyways so after having kiddiiieess, we're gonna live together!!! FOREEVVEERRR!!!
Me: O___________O F-f-forever?!?!
F: Oooh YES!! NO ONE SHALL TAKE 당신 FROM ME!!
Me: (._.)
F: You're MIINNNEE!!! Muhahahha!!
Me: D-don't 당신 think it's getting late?
F: What do ya mean late?! It's only 2pm!! XD
Me: Oh uh... yeAh but I have to go.. uh go get my lunch..
F: Your lunch? Doesn't your mom cook 음식 for ya?
Me: I...uh.. yeah but she's asleep..
F: Well then, can I come over?!! :D
Me: 0_0 uh no no!! It's ok... I'll just wake her up..
F: Come on! I'll cook anything for ya!!!
Me: Uhm my laptop is getting slow... so uh bye????
F: Oh no, you're NOT logging out again!! Don't 당신 dare honey-poo!!
Me: H-h-honey p-poo??!

(Then again I logged out)
Sh*t that was creepy o_o
Any 더 많이 suggestions??
Btw, I don't want to hurt any girl's feelings but I don't want that the girl would be the one to go to the boy and making it obvious that she likes me, it's just not nice to look at. I want myself to go to the girl that I want, GEEZ!!! Btw, my bestfriend is still laughing off his f*cking face becuz of this -___________- and again... Some friend..
THE ONE 당신 WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD

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astigpinoy Either mimic her actions (worked for a relative of mine) or try NOT to login @ FB at all. Or just block her. But not to offend her feelings? Sorry, no help at all.

ZacharyWhite Nah it's ok, hey you're a Filipino?

astigpinoy Username's yellin' mah nationality. tl;dr ye

misscrazel block her

EgoMouse "THE ONE YOU WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD" ....Alright, time to think of a subpar solution um... Send her an ugly picture and say something like "This is how I really look. The pictures on my Facebook isn't me". Say "I'm secretly gay :P That's why I was trying to avoid you. I'm interested in men. Don't tell anyone I am though.." Act crazy too. Like 10x crazier than her. Be a sexist. Act as much of a jerk to her and say you think women are inferior and you'd abuse her.

astigpinoy ^ Nice solutions, although Zuckerburg changes a lot on the Privacy Policy (NSA). | "I'm secretly gay" Oscar Wilde/10 nice job

ZacharyWhite Uh she didn't believe me when I said I was gay O____O I think I only made it worse, now she's even thinking of our grandchildren!!!! TT___TT

Zeppie LOL Well, Clearly you like the attention. Don't deny that xP So either just roll with it. Or if it gets too weird, just delete her. Don't worry about hurting feelings or whatever. Just tell her that she's crossing the line a bit. She's just having fun by the looks of things, she'll calm down soon. ...good luck xP

EgoMouse I'm pretty sure he's boned now lol. He's going to need more than luck.

Zeppie Trueeee, he's gonna have to invest in some of this too: http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/meh.ro8561.jpg :D

EgoMouse Omg, I need this xD For my exes mostly lol.

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EgoMouse Where's my phone??? I need it xD Whoever made it, thank you. You are a life saver.

nmdis Please don't feel I am being weird but I laughed out so loud when I read all that. Loom if directly tell her that you are not interested in her and give her choice either to be just your friend or you'll block her. While reading all that I noticed you didn't even said "Look I am not interested can we just be friends?" and leave all instead you try to ignore which I guess gave her hint in a wrong way. Tell her the truth, maybe she'll be hurt for a while but at least she won't live in a dream you see?

324anna You might not realize this but you LIKE her attention a little bit. And also one thing: The way you answer her messages is very rude. It's clear that (if she's not a troll) her feelings don't get hurt easily, so just block her, with your way you have warned her and it's her fault if you delete her. She must have understood that you're getting annoyed with her behavior or she's completely CRAZY. Than you don't have to worry about being rude, crazy people don't get hurt often. But imo, it's just a troll that likes to be annoying, so again my solution is BLOCK her.

BlondLionEzel She's (or it could be a he in disguise) is probably trolling you

Santa's Gay

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How Technology made us Rude and Lazy

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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- 당신 name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with 프렌즈 and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...

10 ways how to get revenge on a enemy.

posted by IcePhoniex

1. Ruin there 가장 좋아하는 dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with 수프 and prank him.
8. 키스 her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)

All made up 의해 me. ^ ^

Bond_Of_Fury's 상단, 맨 위로 20 best hard rock songs

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

I decided to create a list of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", 의해 Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", 의해 Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", 의해 Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", 의해 ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", 의해 Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", 의해 Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", 의해 Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", 의해 Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", 의해 Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", 의해 Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", 의해 The Runaways
12. "Mother, 의해 Danzig
13. "Voodoo", 의해 Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", 의해 Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", 의해 Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", 의해 Autograph
17. "I 사랑 당신 Period", 의해 Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", 의해 Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", 의해 Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", 의해 Kansas

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

posted by KillingIzGood

These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, 당신 need it down. 당신 don't hear us
complaining about 당신 leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what 당신 want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable 답변 to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...

17 랜덤 things that will cure your boredom.

posted by amberhead4378

1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment 또는 building 또는 highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
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5.go to...

Useful Hawaiian Phrases

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Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...

20 things to do in an Exam.

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few 분 early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers 또는 symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read 질문 out loud,debate your 답변 with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...

miley cyrus sucks

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[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add 더 많이 on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ 음악 vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...

The truth about 피카츄

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if 당신 look closely 피카츄 has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight 당신 fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 음식 up.Pikachu...

101 ways to annoy people

posted by melcu

1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking...

Sonic Humans

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50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

posted by musicfanaticXD

Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." 검색 for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this list is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 분 & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that 당신 can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...

Slenderman And Nyan Cat

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XD 랜덤 Memes

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The 70's show vs. The big bang theory

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아이팟 Shuffle Poem Game

posted by Bluekait

Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

당신 never lived in the streets though 당신 wish 당신 had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If 당신 need help 또는 another example for a better understanding, let me know.

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Don't be hard on yourself. 💎

posted by Nuri__

Yes you are.

Good 일 everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this 기사 after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.

Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively 당신 going nowhere in progress you'll only sink 더 많이 and 더 많이 into depression.

Even if 당신 feel 당신 couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go 앞으로 without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...

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