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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 당신 have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair 의해 leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 당신 were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while 당신 were talking

6. Had people tell 당신 that 당신 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 당신 that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush 의해 your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a 사랑 potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the 주스 from a mini 토마토 squirt out and hit somebody else when 당신 bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because 당신 were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good 프렌즈 의해 the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because 당신 were playing 축구 또는 kickball with flip flops on 또는 당신 were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while 당신 were talking on it

26. It has taken 당신 longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, 또는 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told 당신 that there was gum on the ground, 당신 stepped in it

32. Put on a white 셔츠 even though 당신 already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because 당신 thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though 당신 knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones 당신 had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, 또는 put the 우유 in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings 또는 shoes 의해 accident

41. Put your 셔츠 on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because 당신 put it on even though 당신 knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when 당신 got there forgot what is was that 당신 were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it 의해 accident when your drink was right 다음 to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the 샤워 with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a 질문 because 당신 didn't hear the 질문 in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone 당신 were the wrong age because 당신 seriously forgot how old 당신 were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that 당신 didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told 당신 to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke 또는 movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide 또는 vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of 당신 for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because 당신 thought that there wasn't one 또는 because 당신 had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did 더 많이 work than 당신 had to on an assignment because 당신 didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that 당신 were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that 당신 would remember where it was, then forgot where 당신 put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that 당신 had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, 당신 pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap 당신 in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before 당신 replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that 당신 hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then 당신 were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought 당신 were drunk when 당신 weren't

79. Have been so hyper 당신 actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that 당신 could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who 당신 were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because 당신 thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, 당신 used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As 당신 were writing, 당신 moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what 당신 were talking about 또는 what happened in the story

96. When 당신 saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, 당신 told the owners to beware of the 개 not realizing they owned the dogs

97. 당신 have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in 침대 당신 look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
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당신 don't have to worry about 2012.


Here's a couple of reasons why:

1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the 다음 few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.

2) There are no planets 또는 asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.

3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.

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This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child 로스트 his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken 심장 was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
while...
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posted by ssook78
me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

































LALALA!















HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*













o_o








hi








heh heh *rocks* i 사랑 당신 teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
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Just when we thought 페이스북 couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

페이스북 did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. 다음 thing 당신 know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter 페이스북 to express “his joy at the achievements made 의해 the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do 당신 think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

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Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how 당신 feel? 당신 can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds 당신 that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally 당신 smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that 당신 thought 당신 would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? 당신 have one argument and "BAM"! 당신 hate eachother, you've 로스트 someone that used to make 당신 smile, and now instead...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If 당신 push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If 당신 pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless 당신 keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing 당신 were up there than up there wishing 당신 were down here.

5. The ONLY time 당신 have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big 팬 in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, 당신 can actually watch...
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posted by makaela2216
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught 당신 should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My 프렌즈 say that i'm delirous(or however 당신 spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer 기사 so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The 더 많이 당신 squrimed the harder he bit 당신 and all of a sudden 당신 felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto 당신 tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became 더 많이 and 더 많이 frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought 당신 were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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