Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If 당신 mated a 황소, 불 dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an 구급차 is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is 포도 Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks 옥수수 and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if 당신 have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of 날짜 다음 year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the 분 on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, 또는 just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when 당신 plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when 당신 legally can't go that fast on any road?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald 오리 wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come 당신 press harder on a remote control when 당신 know the battery is dead?

If an 주황색, 오렌지 is orange, why isn't a 라임 called a green 또는 a 레몬 called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered 빵 always lands 버터 side down, what would happen if 당신 tied buttered 빵 on 상단, 맨 위로 of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if 당신 choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?