랜덤 Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave 당신 ...
GIRL : Do 당신 사랑 me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did 당신 miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were 당신 away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw 당신 키싱 last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say 당신 사랑 me! Say 당신 사랑 me!
BOY : 당신 사랑 me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will 당신 give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do 당신 remember when 당신 proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an 시간 ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest 시간 of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't 당신 ever want to improve??

BOY : I 사랑 당신 and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have 당신 ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a 날짜 once? 또는 was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will 당신 come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do 당신 think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

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THE Tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright 담홍색, 핑크 doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.

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I'd Die For 당신 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If 당신 could see inside my heart
Then 당신 will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep 당신 hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the 불, 화재 we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...

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Social Disease ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

당신 can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But 당신 wouldn't tell no one
Your 가장 좋아하는 if 당신 could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes 당신 would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where 당신 look 당신 can find it
Try to run but...

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Livin' On A Prayer ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the 식당 all day
Working for her man, she brings 집 her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it 또는 not
We got each other and that's a lot
For 사랑 we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...

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당신 Give 사랑 A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the 심장 and you're to blame
Darlin' 당신 give 사랑 a bad name

An angel's smile is what 당신 sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of 사랑 got a hold on me
When passion's a prison 당신 can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the 심장 and you're to blame
You give 사랑 a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and 당신 play your game
You give 사랑 a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, 당신 give 사랑 a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, 당신 act so shy...

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To The 불, 화재 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

We would take no prisoners
'Cause there was nobody giving in
They came walking through my jungle
Met an 앤젤 about to sin
I heard a voice from inside of me
When the youth of America cried
Can 당신 help me, hear me call

I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire

When you're a part of society
You know the 심장 of your innocence dies
When we met with Authority
I looked him right between the eyes
'Cause all we had was our innocence
All we had was our hearts to try to win the...

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Tokyo Road ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the 심장 of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They said we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away...

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Larry Pottsmoker. about em books. Featurin Ron weasly n' hermione

posted by fanizzle

Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven 판타지 novels written 의해 tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da 책 chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz 나귀, 엉덩이 stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.

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The Price Of 사랑 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

One 심장 one other
They met last summer
One 옮기기 she started
Now they 사랑 this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one said there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We 키스 then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We 키스 then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each 옮기기 goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his 사랑 lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...

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In And Out Of 사랑 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take 당신 higher than you've ever known
Then drive 당신 down to your knees
I pick 당신 up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Get Ready ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah

You need someone to make it last
No Romeos who'll 사랑 and leave 당신 fast
They fade away
Tonight you're not gonna be alone
Making 사랑 on the telephone
Oh baby, baby if 당신 can hold on
I'm gonna take 당신 all the way tonight
I like 'em down and dirty, so hold on tight

Come on
Come on, come on get ready
Come on
Come on, come on get ready

You look sharp in your dancing shoes
You got style and 당신 got the moves
Oh you're so hot, girl and on the loose
You're caught up in a danger zone
Just seventeen but 당신 act full grown
Oh the night life, baby, is turning 당신 on
You want to take me all the way tonight
Take my...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What 더 많이 can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, 저기요 but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I 사랑 her)
That I 사랑 her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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what happend to zokus mom from 아바타 the last airbender

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, 당신 never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 다음 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 당신 know that face 또는 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 당신 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she got trapped in the spirit world

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Roulette ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, 당신 want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game 당신 play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game 당신 can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that 당신 want it to be

Play the numbers one 의해 one, 불, 화재 the shot the damage is done
Restless 연인들 pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When 당신 make the rules no one can slow 당신 down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...

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Runaway ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

On the 거리 where 당신 live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But 당신 were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word 당신 said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see 당신 out on the streets
Call me for...

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Me Without 당신 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s just 당신 and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging 의해 a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I 사랑 당신 sugar
Yeah this is what 당신 do
When 당신 run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make 당신 stay
You’re the only one that keeps me 노래 la la la
I 사랑 to smell your t-shirt
I like the way 당신 are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what 당신 do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what 당신 do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how 당신 do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who 당신 playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there 의해 my side

When 당신 say that 당신 want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need 당신 baby
Would 당신 even try to save me
Or would 당신 find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I said I 사랑 you
Would 당신 be the one to run to
Or would 당신 watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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Tell Me Lies ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want 당신 to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather 당신 not be so sincere

How cold could 당신 be
What would 당신 do if 당신 were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my 심장 it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, 사랑 is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...

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가장 무도회 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that 당신 want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything 당신 choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make 당신 happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this 사랑 we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

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