1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells 당신 something that 당신 already know because 당신 페이스북 stalked them, and 당신 have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people 당신 know saw 당신 go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.


6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and 당신 have no idea what to do with it after 당신 sign it.

7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.

8. Going to a party 의해 yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because 당신 have no one to talk to

9. Being seated at the quiet end of the 표, 테이블 at a 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 party and struggling to think of 질문 to ask the two people 다음 to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.

10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet 또는 status update 당신 made.

11. Having to read a lease 또는 contract in front of someone who’s waiting for 당신 to sign it.

12. Having to stand just outside a 원, 동그라미 of your 프렌즈 talking because there’s no room in the circle.

13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who 당신 don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and 당신 just stand there.