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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of 캔디 per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 년 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 음식 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams in a six-ounce cup of cocoa, 5 to 10 milligrams in one ounce of bittersweet chocolate, and 5 milligrams in one ounce of 우유 chocolate.

California's Frank Epperson invented the Popsicle in 1905 when he was 11-years-old.

Capsaicin, which makes hot peppers "hot" to the human mouth, is best neutralized 의해 casein, the main protein found in milk.

Cast iron skillets used to be the leading 출처 of iron in the American diet!

China's Beijing 오리 Restaurant can 좌석 9,000 people at one time.

초콜릿 contains phenyl ethylamine (PEA), a natural substance that is reputed to stimulate the same reaction in the body as falling in love.

World wide, consumers spend 더 많이 than $7 billion a 년 on chocolate. Annual per capita consumption of 초콜릿 is 12 pounds per person.

Each American eats an average of 51 pounds of 초콜릿 per year.

Fortune 쿠키 were invented in 1916 의해 George Jung, a Los Angeles noodle maker.

Fried chicken is the most 인기 meal ordered in sit-down restaurants in the US. The 다음 in popularity are: roast beef, spaghetti, turkey, baked ham, and fried shrimp.

Goulash, a beef soup, originated in Hungary in the 9th century AD.

Haggis, the national dish of Scotland: take the heart, liver, lungs, and small intestine of a 송아지, 종 아리 또는 sheep, boil them in the stomach of the animal, season with salt, pepper and onions, add suet and oatmeal. Enjoy!

Hostess Twinkies were invented in 1931 의해 James Dewar, manager of Continental Bakeries' Chicago factory. He envisioned the product as a way of using the company's thousands of 쇼트 케이크, 케 잌 pans which were otherwise employed only during the 딸기 season. Originally called Little 쇼트 케이크, 케 잌 Fingers, they were renamed Twinkie Fingers, and finally "Twinkies."

In 1860, 'Godey's Lady's Book' advised US women to cook tomatoes for at least 3 hours.

In 1926, when a Los Angeles restaurant owner with the all-American name of Bob Cobb was looking for a way to use up leftovers, he threw together some avocado, celery, tomato, chives, watercress, hard-boiled eggs, chicken, bacon, and Roquefort cheese, and named it after himself: Cobb salad.

In 1995, KFC sold 11 pieces of chicken for every man, woman and child in the US.

In an authentic Chinese meal, the last course is 수프 because it allows the roast 오리 entree to "swim" toward digestion.

In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times 더 많이 than a pound of potatoes.

Irish cream and Hazelnut are the most 인기 whole 콩 coffee flavorings.

Large doses of coffee can be lethal. Ten grams, 또는 100 cups over 4 hours, can kill the average human.

Laws forbidding the sale of sodas on Sunday prompted William Garwood to invent the ice cream sundae in Evanston, IL, in 1875.

Mayonnaise is said to be the invention of the French chef of the Duke de Richelieu in 1756. While the Duke was defeating the British at Port Mahon, his chef was creating a victory feast that included a sauce made of cream and eggs. When the chef realized that there was no cream in the kitchen, he improvised, substituting 올리브 oil for the cream. A new culinary masterpiece was born, and the chef named it "Mayonnaise" in honor of the Duke's victory.

McDonald's "Big Mac" slogan, introduced in 1975, is: "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun."

McDonalds and Burger King sugar-coat their fries so they will turn golden-brown.

Nabisco's "Oreo's" are the world's best-selling brand of cookie at a rate of 6 billion sold each year. The first Oreo was sold in 1912.

Per capita, the Irish eat 더 많이 초콜릿 than Americans, Swedes, Danes, French, and Italians.

Persians first began using colored eggs to celebrate spring in 3,000 B.C. 13th century Macedonians were the first Christians on record to use colored eggs in Easter celebrations. Crusaders returning from the Middle East spread the custom of coloring eggs, and Europeans began to use them to celebrate Easter and other warm weather holidays.

Potato chips are American's 가장 좋아하는 snack food. They are devoured at a rate of 1.2 billion pounds a year.

Potato chips were invented in Saratoga Springs in 1853 의해 chef George Crum. They were a mocking response to a patron who complained that his French fries were too thick.

Refried beans aren't really what they seem. Although their name seems like a reasonable translation of Spanish frijoles refritos, the fact is that these beans aren't fried twice. In Spanish, refritos literally means "well-fried," not "re-fried."

Research show that only 43% of homemade dinners served in the US include vegetables.

쌀 is the staple 음식 of 더 많이 than one-half of the world's population.

Saffron, made from the dried stamens of cultivated crocus flowers, is the most expensive cooking spice.

Since Hindus don't eat beef, the McDonald's in New Delhi makes its burgers with mutton.

Sliced 빵 was introduced under the Wonder 빵 label in 1930.

테킬라, 데 킬 라 is made from the root of the blue agave cactus.

Swiss Steak, Chop Suey, Russian Dressing, and a Hamburger all originated in the US.

The Agen 자두, 매 화 which would become the basis of the US prune industry was first planted in California in 1856.

The average child will eat 1,500 PB sandwiches 의해 high school graduation.

The California 포도 and wine industries were started 의해 Count Agoston Haraszthy de Moksa, who planted Tokay, Zinfandel, and Shiras varieties from his native Hungary in Buena Vista in 1857.

The color of a chile is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is - the smaller the pepper, the hotter it is.

The daughter of confectioner Leo Hirschfield is commemorated in the name of the sweet he invented: Although his daughter's real name was Clara, she went 의해 the nickname Tootsie, and in her honor, her doting father named his chewy 초콜릿 logs Tootsie Rolls.

The difference between 사과, 애플 주스 and 사과, 애플 cider is that the 주스 is pasteurized and the cider is not.

The dye used to stamp the grade on meat is edible. It's made from 포도 skins.

The English word "soup" comes from the Middle Ages word "sop," which means a slice of 빵 over which roast drippings were poured. The first archaeological evidence of 수프 being consumed dates back to 6000 B.C., with the main ingredient being Hippopotamus bones!

The first ring 도넛 were produced in 1847 의해 a 15 년 old baker's apprentice, Hanson Gregory, who knocked the soggy center out of a fried doughnut.

The FDA allows an average of 30 또는 더 많이 insect fragments and one 또는 더 많이 rodent hairs per 100 grams of 땅콩 butter.

The fungus called truffles can cost $800 to $1,500 per pound. They are sniffed out 의해 female pigs, which detect a compound that is in the saliva of male pigs as well. The same chemical is found in the sweat of human males.

The hamburger was invented in 1900 의해 Louis Lassen. He ground beef, broiled it, and served it between two pieces of toast.

The hottest pepper in the world is the Habanero.

The ice cream soda was invented in 1874 의해 Robert Green. He was serving a mixture of syrup, sweet cream and carbonated water at a celebration in Philadelphia. He ran out of cream and substituted ice cream.

The largest item on any menu in the world is probably the roast camel, sometimes served at Bedouin wedding feasts. The 낙다, 낙 타 is stuffed with a sheep's carcass, which is stuffed with chickens, which are stuffed with fish, which are stuffed with eggs.

The Pillsbury Bake-off has been held every 년 since 1948.

The pound cake got its name from the pound of 버터 it contained.

The 샌드위치 is named for the Fourth Earl of 샌드위치 (1718-92), for whom sandwiches were made so that he could stay at the gambling 표, 테이블 without interruptions for meals.

The white part of an egg is the albumen.

The vintage 날짜 on a bottle of wine indicates the 년 the grapes were picked, not the 년 of bottling.

The white potato originated in the Andes mountains and was probably brought to Britain 의해 Sir Francis 드레이크, 드레이 크 about 1586.

The world's first 초콜릿 캔디 was produced in 1828 의해 Dutch chocolate-maker Conrad J. 봉고차, 반 Houten. He pressed the fat from roasted cacao beans to produce 코코아 butter, to which he added 코코아 powder and sugar.

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound , is called Kopi Luwak. It is in the droppings of a type of marsupial that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers track them and scoop their precious poop.

The world's deadliest 버섯 is the Amanita phalloides, the death cap. The five different poisons contained 의해 the 버섯 cause diarrhea and vomiting within 6 to 12 hours of ingestion. This is followed 의해 damage to the liver, kidneys, and central nervous system - and, in the majority of cases, coma and death.

To determine the percentage of alcohol in a bottle of liquor divide the proof 의해 two.

봉고차, 반 Camp's Pork and Beans were a staple 음식 for Union soldiers in the Civil War.

Vanilla is the extract of fermented and dried pods of several species of orchids.

When honey is swallowed, it enters the blood stream within a period of 20 minutes.

When Swiss cheese ferments, a bacterial action generates gas. As the gas is liberated, it bubbles through the cheese leaving holes. Cheese-makers call them "eyes."
Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being 당신 when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being 당신 when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let 당신 control me 또는 so 당신 thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being 당신 when it’s...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Well here 당신 are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven 또는 hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have 당신 come here ?
What do 당신 need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe 당신 want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask 당신 now..
how many of these pills

would 당신 take each 일 to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs 또는 antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 가입하기 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 당신 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.

this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

또는 the chicken?

thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right


and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do 당신 think 당신 could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank 당신 all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When 당신 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are 당신 doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t 당신 try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When 당신 ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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Source: 구글
I found this hilarious 기사 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the author is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Caps Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a 비밀번호 other than "password" 또는 "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 다음 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be 더 많이 imaginative.

I will not bore my boss 의해 with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some 더 많이 excuses.

I will do less laundry and use 더 많이 deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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