1. 당신 can name 더 많이 types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean 당신 would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a 초 thought.
4. Everyone 당신 know listens to country 음악 like a 초 religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people 코멘트 on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", 당신 know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. 당신 don't need a 코트 until it's 50°, but 당신 need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. 당신 use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. 당신 build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. 당신 can tell an Illinois person 의해 their driving.
13. 당신 또는 someone 당신 know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. 당신 know when it'll be a snow 일 before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive 또는 hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and 당신 can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have 맥주 before they have any of that wine shit.
20. 당신 don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them 집 after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. 당신 do your 크리스마스 shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, 당신 just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to 취소하기 school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. 당신 know what "cowtipping" is.
28. 당신 don't consider it "up north" until 당신 hit Canada.
29. 당신 have no problem spelling Milwaukee 또는 pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. 당신 where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For 당신 Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a 오소리 Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. 당신 go to a 옥수수 maze every 년 around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something 당신 eat, and 당신 can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. 당신 didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. 당신 think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, 당신 can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a 오소리 피자 and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone said it doesn't exist.
48. 당신 know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. 당신 know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. 당신 moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when 당신 reunite.
51. Having 30 고양이 doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means 당신 live on a farm.
52. 당신 actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. 당신 can tell when meat 또는 dairy is from Wisconsin 또는 is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is 초 English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, 또는 키스 my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. 당신 know multiple people who have hit a deer 더 많이 than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just 별, 스타 gazing, is romantic.
58. Against 인기 belief, you've never said "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. 당신 사랑 and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a 초 thought.
4. Everyone 당신 know listens to country 음악 like a 초 religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people 코멘트 on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", 당신 know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. 당신 don't need a 코트 until it's 50°, but 당신 need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. 당신 use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. 당신 build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. 당신 can tell an Illinois person 의해 their driving.
13. 당신 또는 someone 당신 know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. 당신 know when it'll be a snow 일 before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive 또는 hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and 당신 can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have 맥주 before they have any of that wine shit.
20. 당신 don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them 집 after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. 당신 do your 크리스마스 shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, 당신 just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to 취소하기 school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. 당신 know what "cowtipping" is.
28. 당신 don't consider it "up north" until 당신 hit Canada.
29. 당신 have no problem spelling Milwaukee 또는 pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. 당신 where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For 당신 Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a 오소리 Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. 당신 go to a 옥수수 maze every 년 around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something 당신 eat, and 당신 can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. 당신 didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. 당신 think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, 당신 can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a 오소리 피자 and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone said it doesn't exist.
48. 당신 know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. 당신 know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. 당신 moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when 당신 reunite.
51. Having 30 고양이 doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means 당신 live on a farm.
52. 당신 actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. 당신 can tell when meat 또는 dairy is from Wisconsin 또는 is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is 초 English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, 또는 키스 my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. 당신 know multiple people who have hit a deer 더 많이 than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just 별, 스타 gazing, is romantic.
58. Against 인기 belief, you've never said "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. 당신 사랑 and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 큰 술병, 매그넘 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
continue reading...
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 큰 술병, 매그넘 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
