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The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see 당신 in the morning," Mellissa said to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with 담홍색, 핑크 hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with 담홍색, 핑크 hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom said as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on 당신 in 30 minutes, and 당신 should be on your way to sleeping." They rolled out the sleeping bags. "Kirana," Eve nodded in 담홍색, 핑크 hair's direction. "'Lil E. Y'know I hate it when 당신 call me that," Kirana turned towards the others. "The name's Kiki." "And 당신 know I hate it when 당신 call me 'Lil E'" Eve muttered, and Kiki shot her a look of warning. "Why don't we get ready for 침대 and everything," Kenya jumped in, breaking the tension between the two. "Good idea." Emma said biting her lower lip.

When they were dressed in their pajamas, they sat in their sleeping bag circle. "Truth 또는 dare anyone?" Kiki suggested with a toothy grin. It looked weird to Eve, sometimes, but if anyone else noticed, they did an awesome job of hiding it. "I'm up for a game of truth 또는 dare," Mellissa smiled, too. "I am a huge dare-devil." "Not as big as me!" Eve protested, also smiling. "I'm game," Emma joined in. "As always. Kenya, 당신 in?" "I don't know..." Kenya sat Indian Style with her hands in her lap. The others pleaded for her to join. "Fine," Kenya gave in. "Just go easy on me! Please!" "Mel, if you're such a daredevil, 당신 go first," Eve said glaring playfully. "Dare of course, 당신 know me." Mellissa lay down on her stomach. "I dare 당신 to prank call your sister." Eve dared. "You know that will never work! Impossible! She's like, the 퀸 of pranks!" Eve shrugged, getting up. "I know. But before we begin..." She shuffled over to each window and door until each one was sealed perfectly. Eve knew Kiki was confused so Eve gestured toward Mellissa, who was telepathically talking with Jada, and mouthed "Werewolf". Kiki stared at Eve blankly, but with an eyebrow raised. “Eve, can I talk with 당신 in private?” Kiki said standing, and gritting her teeth. Eve tugged on her pajama top. “Um, sure, I guess.” Eve nodded to her bedroom. They walked inside her bedroom, and Eve closed the door softly. “What the fang were 당신 thinking?” Kiki screeched, but in a mad, small whisper. “What do 당신 mean?” Eve asked, but she sort of had an idea. She thought it’d be better to play dumb for a bit, it could save her little vampire life. “Whisper PLEASE!” Kiki pinched Eve’s arm, leaving a mark for five seconds. “Gosh,” Eve whispered. “But WHAT is it?!” “You brought a werewolf into the house, let alone let her be your friend, that’s what!” Kiki snapped. “I know 당신 know about the werewolf vampire rivalry! Yet 당신 still let her in the house! 당신 still tolerate her!” “Kiki, don’t say that! Not all 뱀파이어 have to be mean to 늑대인간 and vice versa! Besides, look,” Eve held up her locket. “We’re connected! It’s our item! I see 당신 still don’t have yours.”
“Yet!” Kiki corrected. “Besides, I wouldn’t talk; 당신 haven’t gotten your symbol yet.”
“Symbol?” Eve wasn’t playing dumb this time.
Kiki rolled her eyes. “The symbol that makes it official that 당신 guys are connected. The symbol showing your monster type.” Kiki explained.
“Anyway, be nice just for tonight.”
“Eve, you’re crazy.” Eve noticed Kiki called her 의해 her real name instead of “Lil E” for once.
“Crazy, maybe. But I get what I want,” Eve played her last card. She pulled the eyes on Kiki. “Promise?”
Kiki seemed in a trance. “Okay. I promise.” Kiki shook her head and went back to normal.
They opened the door, and Kiki thought, what did I just do to myself? She picked up the phone and shoved it at Mellissa’s face, giving her a sarcastic smile. Mellissa picked up the phone and dialed her sister’s cell. Imani picked up. “Mellissa, did 당신 forget something? I can ask mom to drive it over in the morning whatever it is.” Everyone in the room burst into a full fit of laughter and Mellissa just hung up. Eve’s mom burst into the room. “What are 당신 girls doing up so late?” she whispered with a sleeping three 년 old on her hip. “It’s eleven-thirty!” Sheila finished, flicking off the light. “Sorry mom.” Eve said walking up to her mom. Eve kissed the three 년 old on the cheek. “Sleep tight, Luke. See 당신 in a week.” She walked to her sleeping bag and lay down. Her mom closed the door and once she was out of earshot, the flashlights clicked to life. “Ok, I need advice.” Emma said. The girls nodded. “My grades are falling, and my dad is pushing me really hard. I don’t think I can be pushed any harder! Have any of your dads ever done that?” “I think Eve’s mom is right.” Kenya said, clicking off her flashlight. “She’s right,” Eve whispered, clicking hers off too. “You guys are no fun,” the rest complained, and the room went dark.
Eve waited until she heard heavy breathing to say something to Kenya. “You awake?” Eve asked. She felt like she was talking to nobody. A sniff was Kenya’s reply. “What was your answer?” Eve crawled over to Kenya. Another sniff. “My… My dad’s MIA. He left a week 이전 and never said a word.” Kenya sobbed quietly. “Just saying but…” Eve patted Kenya’s back to soothe her. “You have it good. My dad died when I was eleven. Car crash. At least your dad could be alive.” Kenya sat up and swiped a tear from her face. “Wow. I’m so sorry.” Kenya looked down. “Well, guess I’ll see 당신 in the morning.” Eve crawled back to her sleeping bag and lie down. Eve felt the hair on her arms stand up. Someone was watching her. “The only ones,” a familiar voice said. Well, not said, but it sounded clear as 일 in her head. “This group,” the man’s voice was breaking up and 더 많이 unclear, and Eve heard a scuffling sound. “Not pinky over there,” 더 많이 scuffling. “Save…” scuffles, scuffle. “WORLD!” The voice bellowed, and the scuffling stopped, leaving just the echo in Eve’s head. Save the world… Eve thought, but as soon as she closed her eyes, she was knocked out, into a nice long sleep, despite the dream.
A comet hurdled towards Emma, Kenya, Mellissa and Eve. They all stood at the edge of a cliff, their hands out and blasting rays of power. Combined, it made a huge force field, that Eve hoped was strong enough to stop the comet. The wind blew furiously, almost blowing them back, which would hurl them into a bunch of cacti. Everything blacked out for a while.
Eve bolted upward. Apparently Kenya, Emma, and Mellissa did the same. “Comets and cacti,” they all blurted. “You too?” they all slammed their fists on the floor. “Stop that!” they grumbled in harmony. Kenya got up and checked the time. The others, including Kiki, just groggily rubbed their eyes. “We’ve gotta get going. The ship leaves at 9:00. What time is it Kenya?” Mellissa yawned, crawling to her purple 얼룩말 print bag. “7:00.” Kenya answered. Emma, Mellissa, Eve, and Kenya scrambled to get dressed and ready for Mellissa’s parents. Sheila came in with messy hair, in her robe. “Oh, girls, you’re ready! The Jones’ are just turning the corner.” Kiki shifted and pulled the blanket over her face. “See ya,” Eve whispered to her. They quickly gathered their stuff and headed out the door.
“Hello, ladies!” Ms. Jones hopped out of one of the two minivans. “You girls are riding with me. The boys are riding with Mr. Jones. Come on, 또는 we’ll be late!” “This is going to be the best trip EVER!” They exclaimed, climbing into the silver minivan, Imani in the front seat, to head to the one week cruise.
posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor 의해 floor, and once 당신 find what 당신 are looking for, 당신 can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling 당신 what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The 프렌즈 laugh and without hesitation 옮기기 on to...
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 James
James
선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am 노래 my 가장 좋아하는 song, 21 총 의해 Green 일 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 년 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 배 into the side of this 쓰레기통, 쓰레기 수거통 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These 기사 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would 당신 wanna listen to 음악 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 음악 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 당신 understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 당신 concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 당신 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 당신 concentrate. If your friend shows 당신 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 더 많이 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 심장 skips a beat
When 당신 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 당신 until the end

I give my 심장 and my soul to you
To make 당신 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 당신 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 사랑 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 년 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 당신 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 사랑 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 당신 and the things 당신 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 연어 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 쌀 in a 쌀 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 쌀 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 쌀 on your hand and put your 가장 좋아하는 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 연어 on the rice. Push the filling into the 쌀 lightly. Hold the 쌀 between your palms. Form the 쌀 into a round, a triangle, 또는 a cylinder 의해 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 쌀 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 덮개, 랩 the 쌀 ball with a strip of nori 또는 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 의해 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: 당신 got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 사랑 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 당신 call right now we will also send 당신 a what ever 당신 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 더 많이 dollers shiping and handleing! 당신 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 당신 call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 당신 call it have 당신 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 일 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 별, 스타 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 당신 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 지르 EVERYONE LOVES 당신 THE MOST 당신 HAVE THE MOST 팬 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 영화 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 아니메 movies,titanic
Here is some 음악 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 책 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to list all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 당신 get when 당신 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 당신 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 당신 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 물고기 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, 또는 maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, 또는 maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal 더 많이 hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would 날짜 Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd 키스 who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never 날짜 a girl
I swear I'd still 사랑 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 당신 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 프렌즈 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by Puncky_Girl
brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok 당신 go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door 벨 rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will 당신 give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really 랜덤 stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, 당신 have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” Said my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find 더 많이 crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? 당신 are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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