랜덤 Club
가입하기
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
At least a dozen times a 일 당신 hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

당신 say 당신 hate society, 당신 say 당신 can’t stand it. 당신 say 당신 hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people 당신 see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, 당신 all are. 당신 were born this way, 당신 will die this way. 당신 are society, and society is you. 당신 are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding and undeniable, and 당신 are nothing without each other.

And 당신 so often forget that it’s society that made 당신 hate society. Even your hatred of society is a product of that society, everything 당신 are and everything everyone around 당신 is, is a product of society.

당신 are no better than the Beliebers, 당신 are no better than the people on Jersey Shore. 당신 are a product of society the same as them, made from the same mold and 당신 went down different paths but 당신 are 더 많이 alike than 당신 probably want to admit. They are society, and so are you. 당신 are all blades of 잔디 in a vast field.

So 당신 say 당신 hate society but 당신 don’t, because to hate it would be to reject your very essence – your own soul, your own beliefs, your own values, your own thoughts, your own life. 당신 can’t hate society, 당신 can’t even sincerely dislike it, because every single part of you, every facet that 당신 call yourself, is society.

당신 are nothing else.
added by 050801090907
added by bvbmary15
added by 050801090907
added by Sen_Kagemiya
added by MrOvechkinfan8
Source: 구글 이미지
10. ON VACATION: Who would 당신 most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told 당신 "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have 당신 now wasted your time and money, but 당신 can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
continue reading...
added by randomgirl3000
Source: 9gag
added by 050801090907
added by BlindBandit92
added by PaulInDaHood
Source: unfriendable
added by PaulInDaHood
Source: unfriendable
added by smartone123
Source: me
added by Alexyss_Cullen
I'm putting two funny 기사 together in one, hope 당신 enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 사랑 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would 당신 know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what 당신 need, and I'll tell you...
continue reading...
1) I can't reach my license unless 당신 hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't 당신 the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, 당신 must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are 당신 Andy 또는 Barney?

6) I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11)...
continue reading...
posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person 다음 to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
added by mistymaydawngo
added by TitanicLeoKate
Source: Tumblr
added by edwardrobertcul
added by xXitachiXx