랜덤 Article: Famous last words part 2

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posted by randomgirl3000

Malcolm X (1925-1965) "Cool it, brothers..." (His last words before being assassinated.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed 의해 the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, 당신 bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont 모건 (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked 의해 a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, 당신 know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
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Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
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Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
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Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
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Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
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James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
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Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
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Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed 의해 a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving 당신 because I am bored. I am leaving 당신 with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an 코끼리 at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not show himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
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Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
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Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have 당신 made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't 당신 concerned about the 다음 world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
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James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
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Francisco `Pancho' 별장, 빌라 (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
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Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
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Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this 바탕화면 goes, 또는 I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated 의해 his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and 프렌즈 I 사랑 them, tell the governor he just 로스트 my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 당신 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 당신 see us cry, unless we want 당신 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 당신 are interested. But we will later deny it 또는 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 또는 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 당신 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 당신 don't like what we wear...

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더 많이 than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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TRUTH & DARE 질문 (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do 당신 have a crush on?

If 당신 had to 날짜 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity 당신 would want to make out with

Name five people 당신 hate and why 당신 hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have 당신 ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If 당신 did, what did 당신 do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have 당신 ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have 당신 had your first kiss, if 당신 have, were was it and who was it with?

Have 당신 ever seen a parent naked?

Have 당신 ever seen 동물 reproducing?

Have 당신 stalked anyone,...

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23 랜덤 funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 질문 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - 상단, 맨 위로 20 List

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute 이모 사랑 인용구

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one 당신 love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say 당신 사랑 me unless 당신 really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like 당신 could 키스 my imperfections away,
And I would stand 의해 your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to 당신 on everything I am,
And I dedicate to 당신 all that I have,
And I promise 당신 that I will stand right 의해 your side,
Forever and always, until the 일 I die.

I’m not crying over what 당신 said;
It’s what 당신 didn’t say that...

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Quiz:Bet I can make 당신 say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 퀴즈 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told 당신 I could make 당신 say 256.

OK,if 당신 said to yourself,"No.You said 당신 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 당신 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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How to Be Annoying

posted by tamar20

Have 당신 ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 기사 is right for you! Hahaha. 당신 know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that 당신 have to go to the bathroom, and that 당신 think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are 당신 doing okay in there?". To make it even 더 많이 annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 당신 arrive at the 다음 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 당신 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 당신 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now 당신 know how to do it!
Now, if 당신 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if 당신 win, 당신 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 당신 are a winner check everything on your profile.

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My 상단, 맨 위로 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 당신 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)