랜덤 Article: Capduca de Magica chapter one: the world in the sink

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Capduca de Magica chapter one: the world in the sink

posted by misscrazel

"So girls," said mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down.
"So why'd we have to 옮기기 to Britain?" asked Erin.
"Well maybe 당신 can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green.
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other.
"Since when does that happen." they said in unison.
"Why don't 당신 go explore the house." said Mrs. Green.
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with gold and 무지개, 레인 보우 streaks.
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A 말 tail brushed against her finger. She quickly pulled her hand back.
"That was, like, weird." she said. Erin pushed her out of the way and put her face in. She could feel the wind and she smelled blood. She could hear people fighting and yelling to each other. She could see them too. Some were laying on the ground wounded 또는 dead. Some were fighting 또는 crying 의해 someone hurt and holding their hand.
Suddenly Erin got pulled forwards. Jocelyn grabbed her hand. Someone looked up and saw her. He took out a spear and threw it in her arm. Erin screamed. Jocelyn yanked her through the water and they both fell backwards into the tub.
"why'd 당신 scream?" asked Jocelyn, breathless.
"Someone threw a spear at me." she answered, looking at her arm. The spear and wound had disappeared.

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Sylvia_Puffin What's a world doing in a sink? :0 Anyway, good job, Sis. Does it have elves in it? xD

misscrazel ^yes it has 1 elf.

Sylvia_Puffin Awesomeness!

Sylvia_Puffin Me: isn't that awesome, Arwen? Wait...ARWEN? Go away! I don't like you! Applejack: what in tarnation? What's going on? Me: shut up, Applejack. Discord: *slithers up* Me: gah! Go away! What's next; Orcs? (Footsteps) Me: /:| yep...

Sylvia_Puffin (Okay, I'm soooooo bored, so forgive me in advance.) Me: *tosses Arwen at the Orcs* Aragorn: *walks over* Me: *whistles innocently, steps in front of Orcs* heh, hey, Aragorn! I totally didn't just throw your lover to her death! *knocks Aragorn out* :D Discord: *starts fighting Orcs* I'm the better villain! *gets stabbed* ow... *dies* x_x Me: O_O poor guy...I guess. Rarity: oh dear! This is absolutely horrible! *faints* Big Mac: *catches Rarity* Rarity: oh! The horror! *faints again* Me: (mysteriously) I shall heal Discord! *waves hands over Discord's prone figure* come back to life, evil villain, so I may slay you and be the hero!...er, heroin! Discord: x_x Me: be healed! Discord: x_x Me: return to this world, oh evil snake thing! Discord: x_x Me: return! Discord: x_x Me: return!...oh, I give up. *stands up* Discord: x_x Rarity: oh, the terror! *faints* Big Mac: *catches her*

Sylvia_Puffin Applejack: what in tarnation is goin' on, everypony? Rainbow Dash: don't ask me... Discord: x_x Aragorn: *stirs a little* Me: *knocks him out* [random old lady comes over] Random old lady: why, hello there! *pets Discord* Discord: x_x Random old lady: what kind of animal is he? Roadkill? Me: kinda... Random old lady: poor thing... *brings Discord back to life* Me: yes! *kills Discord* Discord: x_x Rarity: *faints*

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The show SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The show SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The show SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed 의해 a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 분 of the show may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob 또는 Caillou, in which 이미지 change 더 많이 slowly, 또는 to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, said as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 음악 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time 가장 좋아하는 fast 음식 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out 또는 dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she said it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written 의해 a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As 당신 will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here 당신 go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet 당신 didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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If 당신 사랑 your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If 당신 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 당신 into the middle of 다음 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me 더 많이 LOGIC .

"If 당신 fall out of that 그네, 스윙 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s 상단, 맨 위로 superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of 캔디 per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 년 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 음식 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Road Kamelot song ( aka Lord Millenium's 심장

posted by canal

Happy Hauntings X)

*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for the 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
maybe 당신 스톨, 훔친 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for he 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 당신 soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 당신 know it as the only song i know 의해 심장 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 거미 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!

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On The Block Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

What is Tetris game? Have 당신 ever played it?

posted by Nanisa1

The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy 음악 and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired 의해 Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...

BEST/WORST 구스범스 BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old 구스범스 기사 so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired 의해 a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, 당신 know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck 의해 lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by windwakerguy430

저기요 there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the 인기 stuff. If 당신 haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen 영화 yet, go check that 기사 out, cause there’s comparisons 당신 might miss 또는 something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going 의해 it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some 더 많이 cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the 플레이스테이션 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

my 상단, 맨 위로 5 songs from The Weeknd's "After Hours"

posted by TimberHumphrey

so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 상단, 맨 위로 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 사랑 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the 더 많이 i listen to the album.

Tay Zonday - 초콜릿 Rain (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

초콜릿 rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school 책 say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make 당신 wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me 십자가, 크로스 the 거리 the other day
Chocolate rain
Made 당신 turn your head the...

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 월 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 다음 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed 의해 lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 옮기기 on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

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My 상단, 맨 위로 6 가장 좋아하는 Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a show that came out in 2005. Not counting 랜덤 clips and the 2010 film, I didn't start watching the show until 2020. 당신 might be wondering why it took me so long to watch the show and I don't really have a good excuse. The show came out when I was a kid and back then, I was very quick to judge shows and films based on their visuals. Avatar: The Last Airbender's visuals didn't interest me and neither did the character designs. Even when I was a kid, I was never really a big 팬 of kid characters. I did have exceptions, like the cast of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also,...

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Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, 더 많이 condensed reviews but 당신 get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, 또는 didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out 의해 saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, 또는 absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...