Stand on 상단, 맨 위로 of the high board and say 당신 won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because 당신 have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend 당신 can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the 상단, 맨 위로 of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had 수박, 수 박 before I came here.".
Insist that 당신 saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Tell people 당신 saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
Take a really long time when 당신 are on 상단, 맨 위로 of the high dive and then act as though 당신 were pushed off.
When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
Hit strangers with your wet towel.
Throw people's things into the pool.
Sing and dance on 상단, 맨 위로 of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
Play Marco-Polo 의해 yourself.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.