While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he 또는 she yells at you. Then ask if 당신 got the job.
Stick a piece of 브로콜리 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he 또는 she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s 책상, 데스크 in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired 당신 want 책상, 데스크 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As 당신 follow your interviewer to his 또는 her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as 당신 walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
코멘트 on how much 당신 like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as 당신 can launching entire contents in your mouth in his 또는 her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth 의해 theeth."
As 당신 reach inside your 서류 가방 pull out a 양말 puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that 당신 get hired 또는 당신 won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that 당신 are committing a hostile take over of the company, 불, 화재 your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed 의해 a 헤로인 to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he 또는 she yells at you. Then ask if 당신 got the job.
Stick a piece of 브로콜리 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he 또는 she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s 책상, 데스크 in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired 당신 want 책상, 데스크 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As 당신 follow your interviewer to his 또는 her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as 당신 walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
코멘트 on how much 당신 like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as 당신 can launching entire contents in your mouth in his 또는 her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth 의해 theeth."
As 당신 reach inside your 서류 가방 pull out a 양말 puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that 당신 get hired 또는 당신 won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that 당신 are committing a hostile take over of the company, 불, 화재 your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed 의해 a 헤로인 to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
