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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 당신 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured 의해 the guards and saved 의해 a goat. Seriously? A goat is 더 많이 useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed 의해 Frollo. So far she's been saved 의해 Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, 랜덤 towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved 의해 a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids 사랑 a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the 디즈니 gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when 당신 can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well 당신 can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused 의해 him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other 강아지 got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah 당신 all know that 당신 can't have a damsel in distress list without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked 의해 the 로스트 boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at 당신 would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The 다음 time was that she was attacked 의해 the 인어 and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured 의해 Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life 또는 the lives of her brothers 또는 friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five 년 old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the 인어 I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess 복숭아 look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused 의해 her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground 의해 a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered 의해 a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied 의해 a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved 의해 a 쥐, 마우스 and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved 의해 a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused 의해 him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like 슈퍼맨 and Batman. He's been saved 의해 pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the show and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven 더 많이 pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a 년 old, actually saved him. He even got saved 의해 Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the 상단, 맨 위로 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress 더 많이 than any of the 디즈니 princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked 의해 a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured 의해 frog hunters, he gets out thanks to 레이 and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured 의해 the shadows, then captured 의해 the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured 의해 Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the 디즈니 princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved 의해 a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a 불, 화재 fly. That's even worse than being saved 의해 a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know 당신 can't have a list about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is 더 많이 of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this list they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the 사랑 interest and person who constantly has to be saved 의해 the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the 슈퍼맨 show they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even said to 슈퍼맨 "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing 또는 two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, 더 많이 so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate 또는 dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is 옮기기 and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once 또는 twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should 불, 화재 Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked 몰, 두더지 쥐 is actually 더 많이 useful than him. He never saves the 일 and is as useful as a 레몬 with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. 배트맨 should probably 불, 화재 Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin 다람쥐 is 더 많이 heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the 일 and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest 디즈니 damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this list look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all 당신 have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few 분 of the movie and is saved 의해 a boy who was singing. That's right, all 당신 have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that 당신 just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her 사랑 interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up 의해 tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even 더 많이 of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her 사랑 interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog 팬 character. Do 당신 think it's good?
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Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 년 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 물고기 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 물고기 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 검색 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a 질문 since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight 팬 on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. 당신 can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a 코멘트 to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the 질문 had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a 펀치 in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 분 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything 당신 write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal 가장 좋아하는 of mine) 또는 a 더 많이 scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell 당신 a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe 당신 can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when 당신 apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny 또는 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would 당신 like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh 당신 gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: 당신 gonna tell me my fortune 또는 what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 당신 your fortune?


Random guy: 당신 SAID 당신 WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have 당신 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 쿠키 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow 랜덤 fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform 당신 that a certain new fanpoper with the 아이디 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 질문 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a 포럼 saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now 당신 will not be able to find these two contributions why 당신 ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if 당신 want proof that she said this check out this forum
link
Now 당신 may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 프렌즈 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 이모 from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 사랑 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 심장 beat
Is my 가장 좋아하는 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 당신 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 집 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 당신 happy.
I always want 당신 to be happy.
I don't like it when 당신 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 당신 even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 옮기기 on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When 당신 leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe 당신 embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down 보트 in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other 일 we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, 당신 know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once 더 많이 at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure 의해 now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on 팬팝 for F.S. soo 당신 can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 가입하기 F.S. 당신 must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. 차 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 다음 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't 당신 even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, 당신 need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with 프렌즈 then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror 영화 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help 당신 survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where 당신 are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do 당신 like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do 당신 like ponies?

User: Yes. But, 유니콘 are better.

Cleverbot: 유니콘 aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE 당신 SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: 당신 said 유니콘 aren't real. :( I thought 당신 were my friend....
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