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당신 can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But 당신 wouldn't tell no one
Your 가장 좋아하는 if 당신 could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes 당신 would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
당신 call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

당신 can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
당신 can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
사랑 is a social disease, uh-huh

Where 당신 look 당신 can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So 당신 play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, 저기요 that 당신 had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, 당신 won't talk, no

So 당신 telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
당신 know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

당신 can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
당신 can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
사랑 is a social disease
사랑 is a social disease
Let the boys show 당신 baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now 당신 know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

당신 can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
당신 can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
사랑 is a social disease, uh-huh

당신 can't start a 불, 화재 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
당신 can't hide when infection starts
Because 사랑 is a social disease
사랑 is a social disease baby
사랑 is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure
posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor 의해 floor, and once 당신 find what 당신 are looking for, 당신 can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling 당신 what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The 프렌즈 laugh and without hesitation 옮기기 on to...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 당신 understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 당신 concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 당신 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 당신 concentrate. If your friend shows 당신 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand 의해 one of the doors 또는 elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 상단, 맨 위로 of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks 의해 say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a 샌드위치 sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 다음 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 당신 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 당신 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well 지르 and the doom song is a big hit its on the 상단, 맨 위로 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the 랜덤 picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives 당신 something to look 앞으로 to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off 모피 ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of 모피 our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur 프렌즈 to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll 삭제 it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 또는 OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in 당신 are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in 당신 are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in 당신 are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in 당신 are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she said no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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Girls!
-if 당신 사랑 아니메 and Twilight,
then 당신 are going to 사랑 this!

-They are making an 아니메 series of the saga!

더 많이 and 더 많이 the rumor of an 아니메 Twilight show is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 아니메 until 2013!

Sent in 의해 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 드레이크, 드레이 크 벨 Our 사랑
9 Selena Gomez A 년 Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 드레이크, 드레이 크 벨 Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 드레이크, 드레이 크 벨 I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 사랑 Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 드레이크, 드레이 크 벨 I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, 당신 kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your 고딕 clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your 이모 hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no 건포도 Bran
Well, don't 당신 know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of 음식 당신 hate ooh
You won't get no 디저트 'till 당신 clean off your plate
So eat it, don't 당신 tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some 더 많이 chicken, have some 더 많이 pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled 또는 fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your 가장 좋아하는 spot, hoping to post some 비디오 and pictures, answer 질문 and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an 기사 또는 two. 당신 get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting replies such as "you suck for liking this" 또는 "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 당신 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 또는 사랑 당신 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 당신 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 로스트 myself and don't try to call me 또는 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 당신 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 당신 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 당신 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
당신 will have your own life, everything 당신 wanted with you.
당신 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 침대 when your old, knowing that 당신 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 사랑 you, I 사랑 당신 so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 초 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 나무, 트리 moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 일 of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists 또는 pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. 의해 the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being 로스트 in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a 샤워 to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the 샤워 feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 too. She was...
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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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