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In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the 심장 of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They said we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road

This guy turns me around and he's pointing up the stairs
I found myself in her doorway but there wasn't anybody there
She walked in the room with nothing on but a red light, uh
And with a smile got so close to me
She whispered something 'bout midnight
I didn't understand a word she said
But it felt so good
She knew that I didn't have any money
But baby I knew she would

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back to Tokyo Road
Take me back
posted by Lady_Rebel
People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as 당신 read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in 유럽 used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell 당신 about is Ancient Egypt. 더 많이 specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 말 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an 아이팟 또는 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 음식 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 음악 store whether 당신 can get a CD that 당신 know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 일본 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked 의해 a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on 크리스마스 일 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are 더 많이 bacteria in the ice machines at fast 음식 restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are 더 많이 than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended 의해 this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If 당신 have a reason for a show I put 코멘트 and I might add it(ill give credit about it to 당신 because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long 읽기 right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen 또는 any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a 날짜 또는 something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up 의해 dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If 당신 have a dog 또는 cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When 당신 spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are 당신 walking?
So, Annie are 당신 walking?
Are 당신 walking Annie?
Annie are 당신 walking?
So, Annie are 당신 walking?
Are 당신 walking?
Annie are 당신 walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE 당신 WALKING???!!!!
ARE 당신 WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are 당신 walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that 당신 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 침대 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 당신 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 의해 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 당신 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and 당신 can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter 의해 istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring 당신 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 당신 crave attention, 당신 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 당신 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 의해 being a retard online 당신 can get all the attention 당신 need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If 당신 want to be a retard 당신 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 질문 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 또는 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 당신 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 초 place.
In which position are 당신 now?

Answer:
If 당신 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 당신 overtook the 초 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 다음 질문 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 당신 overtake the last...
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A Nice 일 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 잔디 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot 더 많이 fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the show is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 당신 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 피자 Hog", 또는 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 당신 a joke and 당신 say "LOL".

3. 당신 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 당신 have called out someone's screen name while making 사랑 to your significant other.

5. 당신 keep begging your 프렌즈 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 당신 have to get a 2d phone line just so 당신 can call 피자 Hut.

9. 당신 go into labour and 당신 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope 당신 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 당신 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 다음 to 당신 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 육지, 쇼 어 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 당신 smile
8:Clear as a 벨 my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 랜덤 facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 음악 is my life.

6. I 사랑 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 사랑 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 사랑 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer 또는 dancer when I'm older.

13. 거리 dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When 당신 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore

__________________________________________________

furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long 이전 me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and said "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years 또는 so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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FRIENDS: Lend 당신 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 또는 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 당신 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 의해 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 당신 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 다음 to 당신 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 당신 cried...just laugh about it with 당신 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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