Pick the 월 당신 were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with
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Pick the 일 당신 were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16) Pizza
(17) An alien
(18) My true love
(19) Yo' mama
(20) A werewolf
(21) A vampire
(22) A black widow spider
(23) A baby
(24) Toast
(25) Segulls
(26) A pregnant man
(27) Taylor Swift
(28) Darth Vader
(29) THE FORCE OF LIFE
(30) Katniss
(31) A bottle of old lady perfume
(32) A mentally unstable authour
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Pick your eye color:
(Blue) 'Cause life ain't fair
(Brown) Because 당신 broke my heart
(Green) Because I'm sexy like that
(Hazel) Because your sushi, sucks
(Violet) Because Albert Einstein is a crazy idiot
(Red) Because I like apples!
(Gold) Because the plungers MADE me
(Grey) Because 당신 loveeeeeeeeeeeeee me
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with
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Pick the 일 당신 were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16) Pizza
(17) An alien
(18) My true love
(19) Yo' mama
(20) A werewolf
(21) A vampire
(22) A black widow spider
(23) A baby
(24) Toast
(25) Segulls
(26) A pregnant man
(27) Taylor Swift
(28) Darth Vader
(29) THE FORCE OF LIFE
(30) Katniss
(31) A bottle of old lady perfume
(32) A mentally unstable authour
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Pick your eye color:
(Blue) 'Cause life ain't fair
(Brown) Because 당신 broke my heart
(Green) Because I'm sexy like that
(Hazel) Because your sushi, sucks
(Violet) Because Albert Einstein is a crazy idiot
(Red) Because I like apples!
(Gold) Because the plungers MADE me
(Grey) Because 당신 loveeeeeeeeeeeeee me
Q .. Did 당신 here about the blonde who shot an 애로우 into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.