1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give 당신 the key.....if 당신 dont feed, water, and give the dog a 집 he might break out....with this basic knowledge 당신 can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that 당신 gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things 당신 are offended 의해 we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like 개 holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If 당신 make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when 당신 come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch 당신 strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if 당신 practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If 당신 want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining 당신 might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked 사진 of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If 당신 cant cook but 당신 insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the 음식 we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get 당신 on 상단, 맨 위로 of us w/ 또는 w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our 프렌즈 또는 anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us 의해 watching an action movie, 또는 compensation with sexual acts...
C.if 당신 are bored 의해 our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if 당신 dont instigate something 또는 tell us to unleash the dog inside 당신 we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us 또는 drag us we wont care 당신 could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what 당신 want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard 당신 want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night 또는 in the morning 의해 당신 but if 당신 expect us to stay awake id suggest 당신 either be on 상단, 맨 위로 of us, grooming the dog, 또는 sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and 샤워 with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts 당신 down trying to go down, 또는 play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest 또는 your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we 우주 out we are probably fantasizing about 당신 doign things we want but 당신 dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We 사랑 getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing 또는 something, whether its true 또는 not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas 당신 have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask 당신 to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how 당신 look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came 집 and saw 당신 naked, playing with youself, 또는 in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if 당신 have 50.....we have prolly 4 또는 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if 당신 come to 침대 naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where 당신 are because we worry about 당신 not because we are controlling...
28.If 당신 text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill 당신 text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and 당신 laugh 또는 make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if 당신 are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that 당신 gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things 당신 are offended 의해 we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like 개 holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If 당신 make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when 당신 come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch 당신 strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if 당신 practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If 당신 want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining 당신 might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked 사진 of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If 당신 cant cook but 당신 insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the 음식 we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get 당신 on 상단, 맨 위로 of us w/ 또는 w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our 프렌즈 또는 anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us 의해 watching an action movie, 또는 compensation with sexual acts...
C.if 당신 are bored 의해 our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if 당신 dont instigate something 또는 tell us to unleash the dog inside 당신 we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us 또는 drag us we wont care 당신 could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what 당신 want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard 당신 want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night 또는 in the morning 의해 당신 but if 당신 expect us to stay awake id suggest 당신 either be on 상단, 맨 위로 of us, grooming the dog, 또는 sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and 샤워 with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts 당신 down trying to go down, 또는 play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest 또는 your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we 우주 out we are probably fantasizing about 당신 doign things we want but 당신 dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We 사랑 getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing 또는 something, whether its true 또는 not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas 당신 have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask 당신 to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how 당신 look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came 집 and saw 당신 naked, playing with youself, 또는 in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if 당신 have 50.....we have prolly 4 또는 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if 당신 come to 침대 naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where 당신 are because we worry about 당신 not because we are controlling...
28.If 당신 text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill 당신 text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and 당신 laugh 또는 make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if 당신 are in lingerie....
Yes yes. The 제목 makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell 당신 about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I 사랑 it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank 당신 for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333
Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 음악 if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does
That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 음악 if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does
That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
Well jeez, it's been one whole 년 since the COVID pandemic has come into the United States and 더 많이 for the world. And while we progress closer to the vaccine, and hopefully a brighter, we have to ask ourselves questions. A lot of our world leaders seemed to have not made the best choices 또는 had our best interests in mind. From the U.S. to China to Russia to the U.K. And so on and so forth. So with this pandemic being a 년 long, can we say that our world leaders have learned from this experience?
Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents 당신 사랑 them.
Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents 당신 사랑 them.