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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a 랜덤 word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a 음식 they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy 다음 to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as 당신 can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the 부엌, 주방 and come out with ketchup all over 당신 and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem 당신 can't solve, rock back and forth in your 좌석 saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone 당신 meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as 당신 can without actually harming them and say "i boop 당신 nose."
13.poke 랜덤 people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if 당신 go 의해 a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything 당신 say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake 총 with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a 랜덤 person and show them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB 음악 with a JB 팬 and when the 음악 is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.

Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real 랜덤 보트 address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have 랜덤 people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party 또는 something and shoot 랜덤 people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if 당신 have to write a report, switch someones 신고 with crap 당신 wrote and watch the results.
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 게시됨 a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think 당신 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 랜덤 팬 club doesn't mean 당신 won't get reported.

3. The 질문 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 당신 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If 당신 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over 의해 the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw 당신 to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I 사랑 you
당신 say do 당신 mean it?
I say yes I do
I 사랑 당신
더 많이 than anything in the world
당신 사랑 me for who I am
Not for my looks 또는 body
Just me
If 당신 never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
당신 found me and took me in
당신 cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This list was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favorites are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round 표, 테이블 was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much 당신 push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If 당신 have a phobia about itching, 당신 may harbor some memories of past infections 또는 other problems that caused 당신 to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up 의해 St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send 당신 to Heaven 또는 Hell. After all, 당신 enormously helped society 의해 putting a computer in almost every 집 in America, yet 당신 also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let 당신 decide where 당신 want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let 당신 visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 질문 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by RandomOne
Note: These have been all tried 의해 me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to 랜덤 people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw 팝콘 at 랜덤 people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were 당신 following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, 당신 run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do 당신 follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do 당신 have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 또는 YMCA
5. 펀치 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 상단, 맨 위로 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 펀치 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 예수님 또는 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The 투석기, 전갈
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 당신 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 랜덤 person the same gender as 당신 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 또는 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 랜덤 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him 당신 saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 노래 Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it 의해 Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime 당신 read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If 당신 are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by cute20k
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;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
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oops
:x :X :-X :-x
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(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
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(angry) >:o
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(meebo)...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can 당신 make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, 피아노 , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , 당신 know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If 당신 toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 거리 were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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