랜덤 Article: i die

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i die

posted by hetaliaitaly

Just a little longer...

It will all be over soon...

Because i know i wont last much longer....

Tomorrow will come soon...

I'll walk through thoughs highschool doors....

Act normal and pretend....

But the people who walk around...

Dont know that its the end...

They smirk and smile at nothing i feel evil as they pass...

They dont realize that my soul has turned so dark...

I smirk at them for the first time ever i dont care if my deadly stare hurts...

Because for once in my life i wont be the only one who burns...

I walk around 연기 normal...i glare at others as i pass....

Until the 벨 of fate rings and it goes out with a blast....

Everyone turns to me, Horror in their face...

But i still keep that Sadistic sad smirk written on my face...

I tilt my head to the side looking from face to face, as i choose who's face of which the 불, 화재 arm will close the space...

Everyone stares at me waiting for me to move, i feel as if they are mocking me with their sad and scared moods...

before they no it, it is over only for me atleast....

Because the pain i wanted them to feel, was me being gone....

i wonder will someone come and save me...

From the deadly depressed school halls.

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100 Ways to Order a 피자

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 피자 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 질문 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the 피자 Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like 당신 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 피자 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 질문 with questions.
Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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총 N' 장미 - November Rain 슬래쉬 Solo

added by Dream-On

sexy as fuck. *drools*

video

랜덤

음악

Pokemon - Pokerap

added by someone_save_me

video

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Bahaha.

added by someone_save_me

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LOL!xD

added by 050801090907

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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darker then dark

posted by hetaliaitaly

darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 화산 flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)

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Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

posted by adaug

Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If 당신 were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was 다음 to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put 캔디 in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
캔디 Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i 사랑 these!),a lot 더 많이 too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT >.<

posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: 당신 want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame 나귀, 엉덩이 song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my 부리 토, 버 리 토 is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: 저기요 THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though 당신 were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains 또는 dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat 소총 rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, 또는 even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy 의해 the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going 집 afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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에미넴

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of 에미넴 aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of 에미넴 and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” 또는 even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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My favorites animes, and why 당신 should watch them, too.

posted by Lolly4me2

Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs 더 많이 publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this 아니메 for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my 프렌즈 xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a 팬 of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS 당신 KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF 팬 LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this show i allways see a new guest 별, 스타 so i was wondering how do 당신 do it?
당신 WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS SHOW BEING ON THIS SHOW AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest 별, 스타 is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your 프렌즈 are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if 당신 make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 일 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and they ate on a log 의해 candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 답변 your 질문 about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some 질문 about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell 당신 the 답변

first, 당신 can NOT see polar bears in the 거리 and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know 당신 won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 읽기 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and 모피 chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty 또는 anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 질문
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down 또는 else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know 당신 know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
또는 we take our time
So let's rush

I want 당신 to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush 또는 we may not
I want 당신 to know this
I want 당신 to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

랜덤

added by Dream-On

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더 많이 than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...