I thought I might do something and this is what came to mind.....
[Top things 디즈니 영화 have taught us(Part One)]
[The Lion King]
1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.
2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.
3. If necessary, 당신 can survive on bugs.
4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)
5. Lions can grow up in about 15 초 just 의해 walking across a log.
6. Clouds can speak.
7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.
8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer to them as sir/madam)
9. Doesn’t matter what type of fight it is….the girlfriend will always kick your butt.
10. Brothers are d***’s!
[The Little Mermaid]
1. 당신 are never far from a musical band of 노래 sea creatures.
2. Don’t piss off daddy!
3. French cooks are ebil(Not incorrectly spelled, play Dragonfable)
4. Seagull’s aren’t exactly all there.
5. Holy crap, it’s an giant octopus!!!!!!
6. Mermaid’s 사랑 to go around topless.
7. Having a trident makes 당신 all powerful(except if someone hits 당신 exactly once)
8. Princes 사랑 mute chicks!
9. There are several uses for forks.
10. It’s not that redheads don’t have souls, they just keep selling them to evil octopus women……
[Mulan]
1. Cutting your hair makes 당신 a male.
2. 용 can talk, but 당신 wish they wouldn’t.
3. Crickets are lucky.
4. Grandma’s have the best wit!
5. Bring your dad a sword and a medal and he’ll instantly forget all that crap 당신 did.
6. A three 분 song turns 당신 into a badass.
7. Don’t have a girlfriend? The emperor will hook 당신 up!
8. Don’t cheat…You won’t get away with it.
9. “Get off the roof! Get off the roof! Get off the roof!!!!!!!!”
10. He’s your worst nightmare!
[Finding Nemo]
1. If your dad tells 당신 not to touch something…don’t touch it!
2. Swim down!
3. Short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…
4. Manta rays are the kings of tongue twisters.
5. Never trust a girl in braces…
6. “Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat!”
7. Saying mine over and over again is very annoying.
8. Whales only eat krill…oh look! Krill!
9. Clown 물고기 are not that funny.
10. All drains lead to the ocean.
[Ratatouille]
1. Beware short men in large hats.
2. It’s not a bad thing when 책 talk to you.
3. Rats make better chefs than 당신 do.
4. Sometimes women WON’T pepper spray you.
5. 당신 can survive being struck 의해 lightning and also be unharmed.
6. Rats don’t like to be called thieves.
7. Not all 디즈니 영화 have people bursting into song every 5 minutes.
8. 당신 can control someone 의해 yanking their hair.
9. Rats are strong enough to open the refrigerator.
10. There is most likely a small 쥐 restaurant above 당신 when 당신 eat out.
[Toy Story]
1. Your toys are alive.
2. 당신 cannot fly, 당신 can however fall with style.
3. At the moment 당신 need them, your RC car will run out of batteries.
4. god is in the form of a claw.
5. Woody makes fire!!
6. Buzz is like a magnifying glass.
7. Your piggy bank wants to take over the world.
8. Just because a toy looks like something Tim 버튼, burton would come up with does not mean that it is evil.
[Tangled]
1. Most thugs 사랑 to burst into song.
2. Old men in diapers are fine in a kids movie.
3. There is always the possibility that 당신 were stolen as a baby.
4. Women 사랑 convicts.
5. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has hooves!
6. Anyone with hair longer than their body must be magic!
7. 노래 makes 당신 young.
8. Bar’s always have at least 1 secret passageway.
9. Floods can be dangerous.
10. The chameleon is a pimp.
[Top things 디즈니 영화 have taught us(Part One)]
[The Lion King]
1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.
2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.
3. If necessary, 당신 can survive on bugs.
4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)
5. Lions can grow up in about 15 초 just 의해 walking across a log.
6. Clouds can speak.
7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.
8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer to them as sir/madam)
9. Doesn’t matter what type of fight it is….the girlfriend will always kick your butt.
10. Brothers are d***’s!
[The Little Mermaid]
1. 당신 are never far from a musical band of 노래 sea creatures.
2. Don’t piss off daddy!
3. French cooks are ebil(Not incorrectly spelled, play Dragonfable)
4. Seagull’s aren’t exactly all there.
5. Holy crap, it’s an giant octopus!!!!!!
6. Mermaid’s 사랑 to go around topless.
7. Having a trident makes 당신 all powerful(except if someone hits 당신 exactly once)
8. Princes 사랑 mute chicks!
9. There are several uses for forks.
10. It’s not that redheads don’t have souls, they just keep selling them to evil octopus women……
[Mulan]
1. Cutting your hair makes 당신 a male.
2. 용 can talk, but 당신 wish they wouldn’t.
3. Crickets are lucky.
4. Grandma’s have the best wit!
5. Bring your dad a sword and a medal and he’ll instantly forget all that crap 당신 did.
6. A three 분 song turns 당신 into a badass.
7. Don’t have a girlfriend? The emperor will hook 당신 up!
8. Don’t cheat…You won’t get away with it.
9. “Get off the roof! Get off the roof! Get off the roof!!!!!!!!”
10. He’s your worst nightmare!
[Finding Nemo]
1. If your dad tells 당신 not to touch something…don’t touch it!
2. Swim down!
3. Short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…
4. Manta rays are the kings of tongue twisters.
5. Never trust a girl in braces…
6. “Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat!”
7. Saying mine over and over again is very annoying.
8. Whales only eat krill…oh look! Krill!
9. Clown 물고기 are not that funny.
10. All drains lead to the ocean.
[Ratatouille]
1. Beware short men in large hats.
2. It’s not a bad thing when 책 talk to you.
3. Rats make better chefs than 당신 do.
4. Sometimes women WON’T pepper spray you.
5. 당신 can survive being struck 의해 lightning and also be unharmed.
6. Rats don’t like to be called thieves.
7. Not all 디즈니 영화 have people bursting into song every 5 minutes.
8. 당신 can control someone 의해 yanking their hair.
9. Rats are strong enough to open the refrigerator.
10. There is most likely a small 쥐 restaurant above 당신 when 당신 eat out.
[Toy Story]
1. Your toys are alive.
2. 당신 cannot fly, 당신 can however fall with style.
3. At the moment 당신 need them, your RC car will run out of batteries.
4. god is in the form of a claw.
5. Woody makes fire!!
6. Buzz is like a magnifying glass.
7. Your piggy bank wants to take over the world.
8. Just because a toy looks like something Tim 버튼, burton would come up with does not mean that it is evil.
[Tangled]
1. Most thugs 사랑 to burst into song.
2. Old men in diapers are fine in a kids movie.
3. There is always the possibility that 당신 were stolen as a baby.
4. Women 사랑 convicts.
5. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has hooves!
6. Anyone with hair longer than their body must be magic!
7. 노래 makes 당신 young.
8. Bar’s always have at least 1 secret passageway.
9. Floods can be dangerous.
10. The chameleon is a pimp.