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posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, 당신 may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in 사랑 with me.

Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my 도서관, 라이브러리 card. Why? Because I am totally checking 당신 out!!    

If a fat man puts 당신 in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted 당신 for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but 당신 can call me Tonight!    

Did 당신 have lucky charms for breakfast? Because 당신 look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if 당신 think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause 당신 look a lot like my 다음 girlfriend.    

Are 당신 a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful 당신 made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving 당신 when all the 장미 die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can 키스 당신 on the lips without touching you." and 키스 her, then tell her 당신 로스트 the bet.    

Are those 우주 pants? Because your 나귀, 엉덩이 is out of this world!    

Would 당신 sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My 사랑 for 당신 is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm 로스트 at sea!    
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Can 당신 take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If 당신 were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do 당신 wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 천사 in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed 당신 home, would 당신 keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell 당신 your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do 당신 know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell 당신 what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated 의해 you.    

당신 are so sweet 당신 could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did 당신 fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed 당신 noticing me and I'm just giving 당신 notice that I've noticed you!    

If 당신 were a booger I would pick 당신 first.    

[man] Excuse me, would 당신 like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!    

Can 당신 키스 me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do 당신 and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

당신 must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If 당신 were a new hamburger at McDonald's, 당신 would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up 또는 did 당신 just smile at me?    

Are 당신 form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call 당신 또는 nudge you?    

당신 owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could 당신 please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do 당신 have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to 가입하기 me?    
Can I buy 당신 a drink, 또는 do 당신 just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard 당신 were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when 당신 fell? [Girl: Huh?] When 당신 fell from heaven?    

Polar 곰 (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are 당신 a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If 당신 were a laser 당신 would be set on stunning.    

당신 don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but 당신 intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are 당신 a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks 당신 the time) Its two flirty and the date's with 당신 and me.    

Excuse me, did 당신 just fart?    

Girl 당신 so fine I wish I could plant 당신 and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to 당신 또는 are 당신 just naturally ugly.
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