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1.people excpect 당신 to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your 프렌즈 get jelious when 당신 hang with other people.


3.more people then 당신 think hate 당신 and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean 인기 person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about 당신 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put 당신 with your 프렌즈 because 당신 talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but 더 많이 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 당신 because your popular.


8.If your a 인기 girl and 당신 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 당신 a slut.



9.If your a 인기 boy and 당신 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if 당신 had a good friend and then 당신 became 인기 they might stop hanging out with 당신 because they think there not good enough.
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell 당신 my 가장 좋아하는 yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a 랜덤 emoji 의해 dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The 랜덤 emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 사랑 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are 더 많이 chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 음식 they eat.

7-The hair of polar 곰 is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A 달팽이 can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 년 old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 년 old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, 당신 should know that I've 더 많이 than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone 또는 in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years 이전 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 분 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 더 많이 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 년 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 당신 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 당신 사랑 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 당신 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 당신 know.

8. Tell your 프렌즈 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 더 많이 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN 의해 THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a list of celebs who have been turned down 의해 their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We 사랑 a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a 팬팝 account. *shivers* My friend said he was a troll, but he's 더 많이 than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He said I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and said my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also said I was 더 많이 annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's 더 많이 annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some 랜덤 girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I 사랑 your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she said "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an 이모 right? I'm an 이모 tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and said to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? 당신 still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 집 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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