DEMENTED POEMS
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 당신 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 당신 forever.
6. 당신 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 당신 forever.
6. 당신 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when 당신 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 의해 Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 다음 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 의해 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 다음 to 당신 look at 당신 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 다음 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 가장 좋아하는 show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 다음 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 의해 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 다음 to 당신 look at 당신 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 다음 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 가장 좋아하는 show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.