DEMENTED POEMS
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter
장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down
장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 다음 on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't 당신 take a 좌석 and I will get 당신 something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 음식 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the 상단, 맨 위로 of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because 당신 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 당신 try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 다음 on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't 당신 take a 좌석 and I will get 당신 something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 음식 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the 상단, 맨 위로 of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because 당신 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 당신 try!!
A stoner called the 불, 화재 department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on 팬팝 towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I 사랑 and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of 당신 for the rest of my life :)
I 사랑 당신 all! Have a beautiful, wonderful 일 :D