How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did 당신 hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from 당신 cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is 더 많이 annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can 옮기기 in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring 당신 food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a 원, 동그라미 around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a 닌텐도 탄약통, 카트리지 into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the 바닷가, 비치
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between 당신 and the people in front of 당신 while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what 당신 did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a 샤워 for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks 당신 to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
이메일 your boss the message: I know what 당신 did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the 피자 Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if 당신 they can put 음식 color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time 또는 당신 will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor 연기 Like Mr. Know-It-All" 또는 "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, 당신 must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 음식 aisle, etc.
옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would 당신 hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would 당신 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can 당신 believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your 나무, 트리 with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the 상단, 맨 위로 of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two 또는 three party check.
If 당신 send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then 날짜 stamped.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if 당신 are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if 당신 would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved 의해 the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word 당신 say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring 표, 테이블 for 음식 from their plates.
Ask your 날짜 how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: 음식 Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 다음 table.
Whenever anyone leaves their 좌석 at another table, put some particularly messy peice of 음식 on their seat.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with 인용구 from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight 시간 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 당신 a really bad singer, 또는 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 당신 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
가입하기 Hell's 천사 의해 mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them 당신 don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down 또는 speed up.
Every time 당신 see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking 의해 keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If 당신 are on vacation and 당신 see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of 브로콜리 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired 당신 want 책상, 데스크 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring 팝콘 and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave 쿠키 and 우유 in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Ask, “did 당신 hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from 당신 cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is 더 많이 annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can 옮기기 in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring 당신 food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a 원, 동그라미 around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a 닌텐도 탄약통, 카트리지 into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the 바닷가, 비치
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between 당신 and the people in front of 당신 while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what 당신 did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a 샤워 for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks 당신 to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
이메일 your boss the message: I know what 당신 did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the 피자 Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if 당신 they can put 음식 color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time 또는 당신 will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor 연기 Like Mr. Know-It-All" 또는 "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, 당신 must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 음식 aisle, etc.
옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would 당신 hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would 당신 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can 당신 believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your 나무, 트리 with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the 상단, 맨 위로 of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two 또는 three party check.
If 당신 send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then 날짜 stamped.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if 당신 are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if 당신 would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved 의해 the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word 당신 say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring 표, 테이블 for 음식 from their plates.
Ask your 날짜 how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: 음식 Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 다음 table.
Whenever anyone leaves their 좌석 at another table, put some particularly messy peice of 음식 on their seat.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with 인용구 from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight 시간 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 당신 a really bad singer, 또는 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 당신 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
가입하기 Hell's 천사 의해 mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them 당신 don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down 또는 speed up.
Every time 당신 see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for 더 많이
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking 의해 keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If 당신 are on vacation and 당신 see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of 브로콜리 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired 당신 want 책상, 데스크 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for 더 많이
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring 팝콘 and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave 쿠키 and 우유 in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Here's the list:
Fast like a 여우 - Fingerboard
Cat simulator - Karlo Benčić
Dr. driving - SUD Inc.
Flappy doge - Flappy.me
Trial xtreme 3 - Deemedya
Sonic dash - SEGA
Flappy Grumpy Cat - Danbot
Nom cat - Lucky Cat Studios
City Cat - Nevosoft Inc
McQueen Highway - HS Projects entertainment
My Moy (Virtual Pet Game) - Frojo Apps
Moy Mini Games - Frojo Apps
Moy's World - Frojo Apps
My Chu - apofiss
Penguins Puzzle Island - Pocket Scientists
Retro Car - fiCode
101-in-1 Games - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games HD - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games Anthology - Nordcurrent
Fast like a 여우 - Fingerboard
Cat simulator - Karlo Benčić
Dr. driving - SUD Inc.
Flappy doge - Flappy.me
Trial xtreme 3 - Deemedya
Sonic dash - SEGA
Flappy Grumpy Cat - Danbot
Nom cat - Lucky Cat Studios
City Cat - Nevosoft Inc
McQueen Highway - HS Projects entertainment
My Moy (Virtual Pet Game) - Frojo Apps
Moy Mini Games - Frojo Apps
Moy's World - Frojo Apps
My Chu - apofiss
Penguins Puzzle Island - Pocket Scientists
Retro Car - fiCode
101-in-1 Games - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games HD - Nordcurrent
101-in-1 Games Anthology - Nordcurrent
bittersweet in taste
what 당신 think I would do
i still just in 사랑 with 당신
your kisses are like 불, 화재
당신 take me to the stars and higher.
dark is the night,
but if we colouring dreams, it will be shine light.
a breeze of wind is in the air
it´s flying a leaf into your hair.
my 심장 is flying like a butterfly.
Let`s be together 당신 and I.
As I always say, feel free to use my ideas :)
1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D 애니메이션 when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most 자주 묻는 질문 to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm...
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1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D 애니메이션 when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most 자주 묻는 질문 to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm...
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