This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of 아니메 each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how 당신 want to be "Miku-Chan" when 당신 get older.
4. On 상단, 맨 위로 of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If 당신 have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like 아니메 in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make 팬 characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic 아니메 weapon with 당신 everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun 키싱 coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog 포럼 like Gaia Online 또는 4Chan.
16. Fangirl 또는 Fanboy obsessively. (This means 더 많이 than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure 당신 have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, 또는 any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U 스톨, 훔친 MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like 당신 live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that 당신 are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable 아니메 features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that 당신 are in that 아니메 world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese 음식 and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates 아니메 dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen 또는 Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get 아니메 DVD's, pocky, 또는 other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
