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MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One 일 we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason 모델 are so skinny is because their stomach digested themselves and they can no longer eat. ...Just a theory.xD
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell 당신 why it isn't.
We live in a society where 피자 gets to your house before the police.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
A wise man doesn't need 조언 and a fool won't take it.
Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
Chaos,panic and disorder- my work here is done.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Don't look where 당신 fell, but where 당신 slipped.
"Cool" people are just idiots wearing pricey clothes.
When people say "life is short": What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can 당신 do that is longer?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers
Some people are like slinkies-they're really good for nothing.But they bring a smile to your face when 당신 push them down aflight of stairs.
Its all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.
I know I sound like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
If 당신 fall and break both of your legs don't come running to me!
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One 일 we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason 모델 are so skinny is because their stomach digested themselves and they can no longer eat. ...Just a theory.xD
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell 당신 why it isn't.
We live in a society where 피자 gets to your house before the police.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
A wise man doesn't need 조언 and a fool won't take it.
Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
Chaos,panic and disorder- my work here is done.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Don't look where 당신 fell, but where 당신 slipped.
"Cool" people are just idiots wearing pricey clothes.
When people say "life is short": What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can 당신 do that is longer?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers
Some people are like slinkies-they're really good for nothing.But they bring a smile to your face when 당신 push them down aflight of stairs.
Its all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.
I know I sound like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
If 당신 fall and break both of your legs don't come running to me!
All my feelings of hurt, distrust,
And even love... If 당신 ask.
Please ask.
It wasn't hard telling you,
your concerned smile
lit a flame that
couldn't be put out.
But 당신 only chipped the iceburg
that is home.
It's screaming, insults' and curses
thrown at me like verbal bullets.
But your smile makes it better.
At least I hope it's real...
당신 don't deserve to share the
fake smile I see everyday in the
mirror.
You're better than that.
