저기요 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 인용구 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.
20 "They misunderestimated me."
—Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
19 "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
—In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
18 "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
17 "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
—To FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
16 "I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."
—To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
15 "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth 베이스 in my lake."
—On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
14 "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
—Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
13 "I just want 당신 to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
—Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
12 "Rarely is the 질문 asked: Is our children learning?"
—Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
11 "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
—Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
10 "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."
—Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
9 "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
—Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
8 "In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession."
—Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
7 "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
—Discussing the decline of the French economy with Tony Blair, 7 February 2002
6 "So what?"
—President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008
5 "Do 당신 have blacks, too?"
—To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
4 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
3 "I'm telling 당신 there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
—Washington, D.C., January 12, 2009
2 "I wish you'd have given me this written 질문 ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- 당신 just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
—After being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
1 "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
—As quoted in Bob Woodward's 부시, 부시 대통령은 at War
PS- If 당신 enjoyed this, make sure 당신 watch the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. It's awesome.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 인용구 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.
20 "They misunderestimated me."
—Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
19 "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
—In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
18 "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
17 "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
—To FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
16 "I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."
—To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
15 "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth 베이스 in my lake."
—On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
14 "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
—Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
13 "I just want 당신 to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
—Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
12 "Rarely is the 질문 asked: Is our children learning?"
—Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
11 "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
—Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
10 "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."
—Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
9 "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
—Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
8 "In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession."
—Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
7 "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
—Discussing the decline of the French economy with Tony Blair, 7 February 2002
6 "So what?"
—President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008
5 "Do 당신 have blacks, too?"
—To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
4 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
3 "I'm telling 당신 there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
—Washington, D.C., January 12, 2009
2 "I wish you'd have given me this written 질문 ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- 당신 just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
—After being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
1 "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
—As quoted in Bob Woodward's 부시, 부시 대통령은 at War
PS- If 당신 enjoyed this, make sure 당신 watch the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. It's awesome.
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana