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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give 더 많이 than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving 더 많이 than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants 당신 to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help 당신 answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K 엘 M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far 나귀, 엉덩이 키싱 will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get 당신 close, and Attitude will get 당신 there, it's the Bullshit and 나귀, 엉덩이 키싱 that will put 당신 over the top.


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1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If 당신 ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many 더 많이 miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can 당신 see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison 꽃 comes uncurled.
19-Now...
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Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did 당신 say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see 당신 as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing 당신 to do something 당신 don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said 당신 had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are 당신 honestly telling...
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Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia 할로윈 classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline 또는 Coraline whichever one 당신 prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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