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His troops, led 의해 four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he said to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” said one of the men, a German.
“Done!” said Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” said the 초 officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” said the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be given to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” said the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” said the emperor. “I will give 당신 a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will 당신 have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” said the man.
“Done!” said the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
So his colleagues were surprised that he had asked for so little. They felt he had missed a rare opportunity to become rich, and were elated that they themselves had kept their wits about them and asked for worthwhile things.
They asked him about it when they ran into him later that day.
“Why did 당신 ask for so little?” they taunted him. “Did courage fail you?”
“You asked for a lot,” replied the Jew. “But 당신 must remember that the emperor is a busy man. He will order his secretary to fulfill his promises. His secretary too is a busy man. He will pass on the order to his assistant who too is a busy man. So the emperor’s order will go down from subordinate to subordinate and finally in the course of a few months…it’ll get lost!”
“We’ll appeal to the emperor!” shouted the Frenchman.
“The emperor will not know what you’re talking about,” said the Jew. “By then our great victory will have become a dim memory. 당신 should have asked for something that the emperor could give immediately – like I did. Now, if you’ll excuse me gentlemen, I have work to do.”
And leaving the three officers gaping, the Jew went off to arrange for his holiday.
His troops, led 의해 four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he said to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” said one of the men, a German.
“Done!” said Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” said the 초 officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” said the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be given to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” said the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” said the emperor. “I will give 당신 a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will 당신 have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” said the man.
“Done!” said the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
So his colleagues were surprised that he had asked for so little. They felt he had missed a rare opportunity to become rich, and were elated that they themselves had kept their wits about them and asked for worthwhile things.
They asked him about it when they ran into him later that day.
“Why did 당신 ask for so little?” they taunted him. “Did courage fail you?”
“You asked for a lot,” replied the Jew. “But 당신 must remember that the emperor is a busy man. He will order his secretary to fulfill his promises. His secretary too is a busy man. He will pass on the order to his assistant who too is a busy man. So the emperor’s order will go down from subordinate to subordinate and finally in the course of a few months…it’ll get lost!”
“We’ll appeal to the emperor!” shouted the Frenchman.
“The emperor will not know what you’re talking about,” said the Jew. “By then our great victory will have become a dim memory. 당신 should have asked for something that the emperor could give immediately – like I did. Now, if you’ll excuse me gentlemen, I have work to do.”
And leaving the three officers gaping, the Jew went off to arrange for his holiday.
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to 십자가, 크로스 the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.
Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
