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posted by robobot14

1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 초콜릿

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 사워, 사 우 어
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My 포도 stepped on a 표, 테이블 lamp because it was too unorganized!

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

dracofan001 My broccoli scared a ballon because it was too beautiful.

darkkhorn19 My jellybean destroyed a balloon-classroom because it was too beautiful.

DawnRazeil My jellybean chewed on a spaceship because it was too stretchy. WTF? XD

spongefan612 My grape scared a computer because it was too bumpy

Immortal42 My broccoli grossed out a classroom because it was too hyper.

ArsenicBaby My jellybean grossed out a computer because it was too unorganized. Am I crazy, or does that sort of make sense?

zoey010 My taffy destroyed a skyscraper because it was too hyper XD

kaitgirl7676 My jellybean chewed on a skyskraper because it was too hyper.

VoicesInMyHead My broccoli stepped on a skyscraper because it was too hyper

DramaQueen1020 My taffy destroyed a feather because it was too hyper.

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터틀, 거북 high five

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Funny

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Chimpney???

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Random!

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Quirks

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This One's for XxKeithHarkinxX:

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LOL

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Trololol

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쿠키

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페이스북 Funny

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Yahoo 답변 FAILS!

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randomness

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ad for pets :)

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Invader Zim battlefront

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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR TEENAGERS

posted by kitkat709477

No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, 당신 just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...

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bucket list for before 당신 five!

posted by kurayami

1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the 오리 floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...