1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 당신 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 또는 someone
3. Go up to a 랜덤 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 랜덤 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a 분수 run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to 당신 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 또는 say "Jeez! Who do 당신 think 당신 are? My mother?!" whatever 당신 like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 스톨, 훔친 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, 또는 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, 또는 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 당신 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the 음식 out of the boxes and when 당신 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 음식 isn't poisoned!"
13. If 당신 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 당신 were never their and try to get as much 음식 또는 drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend 당신 broke all your 본즈 in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 당신 know
20. If your at the mall, whenever 당신 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring 음식 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a 패스트 푸드 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 당신 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 음식 for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 또는 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 당신 the order, once 당신 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 음식 away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 의해 backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 당신 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 또는 someone
3. Go up to a 랜덤 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 랜덤 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a 분수 run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to 당신 in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" 또는 say "Jeez! Who do 당신 think 당신 are? My mother?!" whatever 당신 like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who 스톨, 훔친 my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, 또는 whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, 또는 any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at 당신 say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the 음식 out of the boxes and when 당신 get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the 음식 isn't poisoned!"
13. If 당신 go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that 당신 were never their and try to get as much 음식 또는 drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend 당신 broke all your 본즈 in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if 당신 know
20. If your at the mall, whenever 당신 pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring 음식 and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a 패스트 푸드 restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask 당신 to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get 음식 for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds 또는 chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get 당신 the order, once 당신 get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the 음식 away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee 의해 backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and 당신 can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter 의해 istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and 당신 can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter 의해 istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When 당신 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
