Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO 당신 WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
당신 CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY 당신 HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 일 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
암캐, 암 캐 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 나귀, 엉덩이 CUZ 당신 CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
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Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO 당신 WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
당신 CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY 당신 HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 일 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
암캐, 암 캐 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 나귀, 엉덩이 CUZ 당신 CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 초콜릿
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 사워, 사 우 어
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 포도 stepped on a 표, 테이블 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 초콜릿
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 사워, 사 우 어
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 포도 stepped on a 표, 테이블 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the 초 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get hit 의해 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the 초 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get hit 의해 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?