랜덤 Article: Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a 랜덤 stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: 당신 HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT 당신 DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA 가입하기 FORCES AND START A 옥수수 FARM AND BREED GUINEA PIGS?

You: OMG YES. 8D

You: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

You: AS LONG AS WE NEVER RUN OUT OF THE POTION THAT LETS ME TALK LIKE A HUMAN FOR 20 분 AT A TIME.

Stranger: :D :D OMG OMG OMG CAN WE HAVE IT AT THE NORTH POLE AND ASK IF WE CAN 십자가, 크로스 OUR GUINEA PIGS WITH HIS REINDEER? 8D

Stranger: ASK SANTA

You: OH NO I’M OUT AND MY 20 분 ARE UP HELP MEEEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MOEW

Stranger: ERHBRVHAERVHHVAHVVHHBGTVGHTHVHVAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BUT I 사랑 YOU!!!!!

You: MEOW!!!

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!

You: MMMMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CAN WE HAVE PLATYPUSES TOO? 8D

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Meow.

You: I’M BACK. 8D

You: YES.

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i 사랑 you.

You: I 사랑 당신 too, magical 부리 토, 버 리 토 that I don’t know.

Stranger: :) <3

You: I have to go now. My owner gets mad when I use his computer. :(

Stranger: awwwwwwww :( bye :(

You: Bye.

당신 have disconnected.

deathding, anisebastian and 2 others like this

animegrl52p XD

Heartisalone ...[i]Well isn't that nice?[/i]

BlindBandit92 WHAT THE FUCK??? XDDDDDDDDDDD

XxEmolovexX O_O WTF

mistymaydawngo XD holy crap

NCISGIBBS This is amazing.

2dolphn97 .....should I worry?

Sammisaurus I wouldn't be creeped out at all.

dexisawesome I liked the end.

GoldnSnitch_96 PFFFFFFFFT- Thats not nearly as bad as some conversations I have had.

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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100 Reasons why 당신 사랑 her

posted by milorox18

1. I 사랑 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 사랑 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 사랑 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 사랑 the way 당신 look at me.

5. I 사랑 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 사랑 the way I can’t imagine a 일 without 당신 in my life.

7. I 사랑 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 사랑 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 사랑 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 사랑 how I know you’ll always be there when I need 당신 to be.

11....

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판타지 아트

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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인용구 about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 당신 can 키스 my 나귀, 엉덩이 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 일 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 당신 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 프렌즈 know who 당신 are.
When you're down, 당신 know who your 프렌즈 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 당신 in the throat with...the 칼, 나이프 당신 left in my back.

-I was the one who said things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 원, 동그라미 that had its two sides gently compressed 의해 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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아이콘 Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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{｡^◕‿◕^｡} (◕^^◕) ✖✗✘♒♬✄ ✂✆✉✦✧♱ ♰♂♀☿❤❥ ❦❧ ™®©♡♦ ♢♔♕♚♛★ ☆✮ ✯☄☾☽ ☼☀☁☂☃☻ ☺☹ ☮۞۩ εїз☎☏¢ ☚☛☜☝☞☟✍
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아이디 Ideas (The majority are either dark 또는 emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here 당신 go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here 의해 my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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29 hard to find emoticons!

posted by Sandfire_Paiger

1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ 또는 ~(O_o)~ (Flying 스파게티 Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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랜덤 Booty Justice

added by TheLefteris24

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상단, 맨 위로 100 SEXIEST MEN TO EVER LIVE!!! ...in my own opinion...

posted by AzulaFanboi

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). 당신 may see some crossovers! XD

100. Shunsuke...

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My 상단, 맨 위로 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult list I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 당신 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 상단, 맨 위로 10 and just listing the other women and showing pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 당신 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 당신 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 코멘트 and I can't wait to hear what...

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Stella winx and Ben 10 키스 the Girl

added by madforstuff

just being random!

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랜덤 pages 4 colouring♥

added by a11-swift

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The rock dressed as miley cyrus

added by cici1264

Source: The rock dressed as miley cyrus

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10 ways that Lord Voldemort is like a sterotypical teenage girl:)

posted by precious211

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It 슈츠 him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling 당신 an...

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Higurashi 인용구

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing 더 많이 than the the people who 당신 spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions 당신 speak of are only 프렌즈 during those fun, yet unimportant...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 당신 DON'T PASS THIS ON 당신 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 일 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Black and White Mountain 바탕화면

added by fanfly

Source: wallpaperswide.com

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가장 좋아하는 Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 또는 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 당신 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 앞으로 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...