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I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, 또는 movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one 읽기 teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's 설명 exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one 일 she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.

This is when it gets really creepy...

7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!

Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡

Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.

Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And 당신 just knew he was hiding something.

Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when 당신 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 당신 because they have it and 당신 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 당신 work 당신 have to do at 집 and 당신 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 프렌즈 call saying they'll come over and never show up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 집 and being controlled 의해 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 당신 make one "dirty" 또는 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 집 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 사랑 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 사랑 him, but I think that he really does 사랑 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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This is a 랜덤 book I was 글쓰기 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book 또는 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 사랑 it if 당신 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 당신 liked, things that didn't make...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether 또는 not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 초 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's 카트
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When 당신 are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When 당신 are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When 당신 are dating..... He takes 당신 out to have a good time.
When 당신 are married ....He brings 집 a 6 pack, and says "What are 당신 going to drink?"

When 당신 are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When 당신 are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When 당신 are dating..... A Single 침대 for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When 당신 are married ....A King size 침대 feels like an army cot.

When 당신 are dating..... 당신 are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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