Gerald
There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a 상단, 맨 위로 hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One 일 Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his 불, 화재 place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south and west for miles and miles. Floating in this sky thing were these black, working escalators with wings. 20 identical climbing 우유 men were going up 또는 down each one depending on whether it was, well, an up 또는 down escalator he was on. Then a giant lollipop named Gerald walked up to Bernard and started speaking French. Even though Bernard only spoke Parseltongue, he somehow understood Gerald. Gerald was talking about a 무지개, 레인 보우 toilet mugging his wife's shoe store. Before Bernard could reply, Gerald turned into Spongebob, who then proceeded to eat one of the clouds, and after that he turned into a 담홍색, 핑크 donut. Bernard ate the donut then fell down. A bunch of walking Pokeballs started to crawl out of his eye sockets and stuff. The pokeballs then danced the macarena and took turns hitting each other on the head with 타코 penguins. THE MOTHERFUCKING END 당신 HOBO.
Like this. But with wings. And milk men.
