1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on 또는 off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open 의해 themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call 당신 Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until 당신 hear the penny 당신 dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers 당신 can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a 냉각기 that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and 옮기기 to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Shadow box.
35. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
36. Lean against the button panel.
37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
40. Bring a chair along.
41. Take a bite of a 샌드위치 and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
42. Blow spit bubbles.
43. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 더 많이 suitable host body."
45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
47. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
49. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
50. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
51. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
52. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
53. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
54. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come 집 early just when it's getting to the good part.
55. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
56. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
57. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
58. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
59. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
60. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.
61. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.
62. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping list in monotone.
63. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)
64. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)
65. Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.
66. Sing anything 의해 총 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I 사랑 her but I had to kill her, would be good)
67. Ask, "Did 당신 feel that?"
68. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.
69. When the doors close, look at the person 다음 to 당신 and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.
70. 코멘트 one 의해 one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.
71. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for 당신 all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.
72. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.
73. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the 다음 floor. Repeat.
74. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work 당신 supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.
75. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.
76. Ask for 조언 on a completely disgusting problem.
77. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.
78. Say, "Omigod, did 당신 hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.
79. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."
80. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.
81. Run like hell while the security guards try to find 당신 to kick 당신 out. (This can be applied to all)
82. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."
83. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.
84. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.
85. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of 당신 are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.
86. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
87. Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
88. Pretend 당신 are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
89. Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
90. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on
91. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?"
92. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
93. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
94. 옮기기 your 책상, 데스크 in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
95. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
96. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
97. Swat at flies that don't exist
98. Tell people that 당신 can see their aura.
99. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
100. Talk in to your cell phone as 당신 enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do 당신 me theres a gun man on the fifth floor?"
101. Sing the song that never ends
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open 의해 themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call 당신 Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until 당신 hear the penny 당신 dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers 당신 can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a 냉각기 that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and 옮기기 to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Shadow box.
35. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
36. Lean against the button panel.
37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
39. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
40. Bring a chair along.
41. Take a bite of a 샌드위치 and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
42. Blow spit bubbles.
43. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 더 많이 suitable host body."
45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
47. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
49. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
50. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
51. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
52. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
53. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
54. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come 집 early just when it's getting to the good part.
55. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
56. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
57. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
58. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
59. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
60. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.
61. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.
62. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping list in monotone.
63. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)
64. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)
65. Wait til the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.
66. Sing anything 의해 총 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I 사랑 her but I had to kill her, would be good)
67. Ask, "Did 당신 feel that?"
68. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.
69. When the doors close, look at the person 다음 to 당신 and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.
70. 코멘트 one 의해 one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.
71. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for 당신 all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.
72. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.
73. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the 다음 floor. Repeat.
74. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work 당신 supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.
75. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.
76. Ask for 조언 on a completely disgusting problem.
77. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.
78. Say, "Omigod, did 당신 hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.
79. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."
80. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.
81. Run like hell while the security guards try to find 당신 to kick 당신 out. (This can be applied to all)
82. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."
83. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.
84. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.
85. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of 당신 are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.
86. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
87. Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
88. Pretend 당신 are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
89. Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
90. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on
91. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?"
92. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
93. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
94. 옮기기 your 책상, 데스크 in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
95. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
96. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
97. Swat at flies that don't exist
98. Tell people that 당신 can see their aura.
99. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
100. Talk in to your cell phone as 당신 enter on the ground floor press floor 5 and when the door closes, in a shock voice say "what do 당신 me theres a gun man on the fifth floor?"
101. Sing the song that never ends
So these are just a handful of the opinions I have that I think are unpopular. Keep in mind that these are my opinions :)
Mother Teresa was no saint.
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Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.
Candy that doesn't include 초콜릿 is usually not worth eating.
The multiverse exists.
Pie is better than cake.
Bananas are best slightly green.
French fries are usually meh.
Oreos don't taste very good.
Operatic vocals need 더 많이 serious recognition outside the classical 음악 world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.
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Adele has always been...
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Mother Teresa was no saint.
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Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.
Candy that doesn't include 초콜릿 is usually not worth eating.
The multiverse exists.
Pie is better than cake.
Bananas are best slightly green.
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French fries are usually meh.
Oreos don't taste very good.
Operatic vocals need 더 많이 serious recognition outside the classical 음악 world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.
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Adele has always been...
On February 2 Tony 어치, 제이 was born so happy birthday Tony Jay. Tony 어치, 제이 is my 가장 좋아하는 voice actor and singer. He very sadly passed away in 2006, but his legacy lives on. I feel that Tony Jay's birthday is still worth celebrating and it should be celebrated every year.
Tony 어치, 제이 was a voice actor. He mostly played villains, because he had a villainous voice. He knew how to play every type of male villain from the sophisticated villains to the looney villains. No matter what quality of shows and films he was in he always did a good job. I consider several of his performances to be Oscar worthy. He sadly never won any 연기 awards, but he should of. I consider him to be the best voice actor.
I doubt that Tony 어치, 제이 can read this from the afterlife, but if he is I have this to say: Thank 당신 for always putting a huge amount of effort into your acting. You're 1 of the most talented actors of all time. Happy birthday.
Tony 어치, 제이 was a voice actor. He mostly played villains, because he had a villainous voice. He knew how to play every type of male villain from the sophisticated villains to the looney villains. No matter what quality of shows and films he was in he always did a good job. I consider several of his performances to be Oscar worthy. He sadly never won any 연기 awards, but he should of. I consider him to be the best voice actor.
I doubt that Tony 어치, 제이 can read this from the afterlife, but if he is I have this to say: Thank 당신 for always putting a huge amount of effort into your acting. You're 1 of the most talented actors of all time. Happy birthday.
There are several high quality singers of both genders. My 가장 좋아하는 female singer is Helen Edgeworth (Helen von Drama).
You're likely wondering who Helen Edgeworth is. She's a singer who has a account on YouTube. She sings songs from Studio Ghibli films. Since Studio Ghibli is my 가장 좋아하는 animated films studio I'm a big 팬 of Helen Edgeworth.
Helen Edgeworth does American versions of Japanese Studio Ghibli songs. She often writes her own versions of Studio Ghibli songs. Her lyrics are well written and good. Her version of The Wind Rises song is AMAZING. However the best thing about Helen Edegeworth is her voice. She has a eloquent and lovely sounding voice that 당신 need to hear.
Helen Edgeworth currently has around 110 팬 so please help her get 더 많이 fans. She's 1 of my 가장 좋아하는 singers. Every Studio Ghibli 팬 should check out her songs.
You're likely wondering who Helen Edgeworth is. She's a singer who has a account on YouTube. She sings songs from Studio Ghibli films. Since Studio Ghibli is my 가장 좋아하는 animated films studio I'm a big 팬 of Helen Edgeworth.
Helen Edgeworth does American versions of Japanese Studio Ghibli songs. She often writes her own versions of Studio Ghibli songs. Her lyrics are well written and good. Her version of The Wind Rises song is AMAZING. However the best thing about Helen Edegeworth is her voice. She has a eloquent and lovely sounding voice that 당신 need to hear.
Helen Edgeworth currently has around 110 팬 so please help her get 더 많이 fans. She's 1 of my 가장 좋아하는 singers. Every Studio Ghibli 팬 should check out her songs.
