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posted by tamar20
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS LOCK OVERUSE CAPS LOCK! WHEN 당신 REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky Caps Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks 당신 what 당신 mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.

10. If 당신 are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing 랜덤 letters to them. They will go nuts.

11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the 질문 mark (i.e. Could my 일 get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 당신 will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.

12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the 코멘트 with 랜덤 information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, 코멘트 on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" 또는 something along those lines. 당신 can also post 코멘트 asking "What's the name of this video?"

13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" 또는 ":P" with no rhyme 또는 reason.

14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"

15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)

16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" 또는 "I sent 당신 a message"

17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......

18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the 이메일 does not understand.

19. Say bad things about the person 당신 are sending the message to.

20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what 당신 are trying to say. If they ask 당신 how to solve it, tell them. In code.

21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)

22. Go onto a 포럼 and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.

23. Send as many chain letters as 당신 can. Don't only use those 당신 have already received; invent new ones.

24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN 또는 other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P

25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN 당신 can "appear offline" so if 당신 carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because 당신 keep on having to start a new conversation.

26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until 당신 are rate limited.

27. On AIM, type one word per line, 또는 even one letter.

28. Skip spaces between each letter.

29. When they say hi 또는 hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are 당신 and where do 당신 live?" even if 당신 know all that information already.

30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', 또는 make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.

31. Repeat things.

32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.

33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, 또는 say something like 'girl' 또는 'baby doll'.

34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!

35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your 우주 bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. 또는 better yet, use spaces when 당신 tell them your 우주 bar is broken.

36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when 당신 post "me too" in a thread from 2001.

37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and 당신 can be 더 많이 positive 의해 saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"

38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"

39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell 당신 to stop, act like 당신 have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.

40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' 또는 user 당신 know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, 또는 your boyfriend just broke up with you.

41. On Facebook, put every single 옮기기 that 당신 make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.

42. On Facebook, make a fan-page 또는 group titled your name. Invite everyone 당신 do 또는 do not know to join.

43. 이메일 really annoying forwards to everyone, 또는 make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the 다음 초 if 당신 don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to 이메일 당신 ever again.

It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
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posted by gwendiamond
Jan: I went to the 영화 with
Feb: I married
Mar: I washed clothes with
Apr: I had 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with
May:I dated
Jun: I went to school with
Jul: I ran a marathon with
Aug: I was partners in a science project with
Sep: I watched TV with
Oct: I was in a movie with
Nov: I switched lives with
Dec: I'm obsessed with

1: A monkey
2: Logan Lerman
3: Gale (from The Hunger Games)
4: Annabeth (from Percy Jackson)
5: A banana
6: Hermione (from Harry Potter)
7: Brussel Sprouts
8: Trent (from Total Drama Island)
9: Johnny Depp
10: Rick Riordan
11: Justin Bieber
12: Zero (from Vampire Knight)
13: Bella (from Twilight)
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D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol....
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Her mother and father died in a house fire. No one knew how it started except the one daughter who managed to survive.
But she was in no state to tell. She suffered mild burns but her mind suffered worst of all. She never spoke again.
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posted by cutiegirl01
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