1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like 색깔 on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. 당신 will spend the 일 assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the 영화 because 당신 have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb 또는 without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the 페이 즐, 페이즐리, 페이 즐 리 pattern on your outfit than listen to what 당신 have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. 당신 never know if it is really an original 또는 a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right 또는 center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they 사랑 Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. 당신 can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal 거리 signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy 인형 unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, 당신 will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. 당신 will spend the 일 brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take 당신 to countries that 당신 do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their 초 home.
34. They know 더 많이 positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to 음악 당신 have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When 당신 are going to tell 당신 something, everyone has read it in their 페이스북 and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before 당신 knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the 사과, 애플 Store.
44. 당신 will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. 당신 wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the 일 nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.