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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

장미 are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at 당신 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can 키스 a guy* a bird can 키스 a butterfly* the rising sun can 키스 the grass* but 당신 my friend!! yes you!! 당신 CAN 키스 MY ASS*******

If 당신 didn't have feet 당신 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 당신 wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for 당신 %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but 당신 need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like 당신 are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside 의해 itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told 당신 I thought 당신 were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not 당신 again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but 당신 abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called 당신 first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick 당신 should wear a condom on your head so 당신 can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. 당신 just helped me realize it.

Until 당신 called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If 당신 ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would 당신 say when 당신 got there?

Wow, 당신 looked a lot hotter from a distance!

취소하기 my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer 당신 the first 25 times, what makes 당신 think the 다음 25 will work?

how do 당신 keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like 당신 fell out of the ugly 나무, 트리 and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to 당신 seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop 당신 when 당신 were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made 당신 but we all make mistakes.

Remember 예수님 loves 당신 but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't 당신 go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less 질문 and a little 더 많이 shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When 당신 were born 당신 were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! 당신 must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like 당신 but if 당신 really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

당신 know the drill! 당신 leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are 당신 bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to 당신 and your stupid nonsense.

당신 dont know me, 당신 just wish 당신 did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't 당신 go play in traffic?!

당신 have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont 당신 take a 일 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
added by 3xZ
When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If 당신 don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but 당신 play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the 거리 my house was on was skirted 의해 a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. 당신 could run through...
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I 사랑 Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical views to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST 프렌즈 FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", 의해 pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his 프렌즈 and family...
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당신 know those eerie feelings 당신 get when 당신 are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up 마인크래프트 right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just 마인크래프트 either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...
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posted by slenderman777
About five years 이전 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 분 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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posted by slenderman777
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up 의해 itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind 당신 once 당신 get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a 초 thought,it wasn't until the fifth 년 that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months 이전 i was 집 alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if 당신 drive down this road on a 일 were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then 당신 might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is said to be easy to recognize cause if its summer 또는 winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones 당신 can find in the stores. according to the story,if 당신 drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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added by 3xZ
posted by garnetsai
Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government 의해 lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M 육교 and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 더 많이 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 년 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 당신 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but 당신 pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of 당신 is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
당신 better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling 당신 why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty 또는 nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees 당신 when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad 또는 good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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added by Mike-Ro-Wave
As soon as I drop the 제목 of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a 토론 whether 또는 not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 아니메 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 또는 flames. But Micheal 만, 베이 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 만, 베이 would make it 더 많이 understandable for an international audience.

What do 당신 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!
Just one 더 많이 time before I go
I'll let 당신 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save 당신 now
The king is down
It's do 또는 die!
Nobody can save 당신 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 당신 now
IT'S DO 또는 DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save 당신 now
The king is down
It's do 또는 die!
Nobody can save 당신 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 당신 now
IT'S DO 또는 DIE

Just one 더 많이 time before I go
I'll let 당신 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do 당신 want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important 질문 unearth your deepest desires. (Or 당신 could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your 심장 pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and 프렌즈 use to describe you?

3.What are 당신 really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps 당신 are good with words 또는 you're a good listener. No talent is too big 또는 too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If 당신 could spend one 일 learning about anything...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again 디즈니 has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 샌들 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
posted by LocalArtistist
Sure 디즈니 may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil 퀸 and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming 또는 evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 곰 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 겨울왕국 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.
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