I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
장미 are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at 당신 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can 키스 a guy* a bird can 키스 a butterfly* the rising sun can 키스 the grass* but 당신 my friend!! yes you!! 당신 CAN 키스 MY ASS*******
If 당신 didn't have feet 당신 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 당신 wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for 당신 %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but 당신 need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like 당신 are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside 의해 itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told 당신 I thought 당신 were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not 당신 again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but 당신 abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called 당신 first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick 당신 should wear a condom on your head so 당신 can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. 당신 just helped me realize it.
Until 당신 called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If 당신 ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would 당신 say when 당신 got there?
Wow, 당신 looked a lot hotter from a distance!
취소하기 my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer 당신 the first 25 times, what makes 당신 think the 다음 25 will work?
how do 당신 keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like 당신 fell out of the ugly 나무, 트리 and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to 당신 seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop 당신 when 당신 were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made 당신 but we all make mistakes.
Remember 예수님 loves 당신 but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't 당신 go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less 질문 and a little 더 많이 shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When 당신 were born 당신 were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! 당신 must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like 당신 but if 당신 really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
당신 know the drill! 당신 leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are 당신 bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to 당신 and your stupid nonsense.
당신 dont know me, 당신 just wish 당신 did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't 당신 go play in traffic?!
당신 have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont 당신 take a 일 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
장미 are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at 당신 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can 키스 a guy* a bird can 키스 a butterfly* the rising sun can 키스 the grass* but 당신 my friend!! yes you!! 당신 CAN 키스 MY ASS*******
If 당신 didn't have feet 당신 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 당신 wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for 당신 %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but 당신 need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like 당신 are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside 의해 itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told 당신 I thought 당신 were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not 당신 again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but 당신 abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called 당신 first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick 당신 should wear a condom on your head so 당신 can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. 당신 just helped me realize it.
Until 당신 called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If 당신 ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would 당신 say when 당신 got there?
Wow, 당신 looked a lot hotter from a distance!
취소하기 my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer 당신 the first 25 times, what makes 당신 think the 다음 25 will work?
how do 당신 keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like 당신 fell out of the ugly 나무, 트리 and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to 당신 seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop 당신 when 당신 were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made 당신 but we all make mistakes.
Remember 예수님 loves 당신 but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't 당신 go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less 질문 and a little 더 많이 shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When 당신 were born 당신 were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! 당신 must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like 당신 but if 당신 really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
당신 know the drill! 당신 leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are 당신 bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to 당신 and your stupid nonsense.
당신 dont know me, 당신 just wish 당신 did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't 당신 go play in traffic?!
당신 have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont 당신 take a 일 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
