• HUG it daily
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 당신 visit your 말 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 또는 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 말 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 또는 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 또는 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 기타 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 당신 visit your 말 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 또는 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 말 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 또는 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 또는 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 기타 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 게시됨 a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.
2. People think 당신 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 랜덤 팬 club doesn't mean 당신 won't get reported.
3. The 질문 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 당신 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If 당신 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
2. People think 당신 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 랜덤 팬 club doesn't mean 당신 won't get reported.
3. The 질문 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 당신 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If 당신 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 또는 YMCA
5. 펀치 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 상단, 맨 위로 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 펀치 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 예수님 또는 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 또는 YMCA
5. 펀치 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 상단, 맨 위로 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 펀치 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 예수님 또는 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 당신 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 랜덤 person the same gender as 당신 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 또는 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 랜덤 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a 랜덤 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 당신 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 랜덤 person the same gender as 당신 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 또는 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 랜덤 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."