1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 나무, 트리 and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered 의해 very close veins."
9."Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
10."Please excuse 레이 Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
11."Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
12."Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
13."Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
14."Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
15."Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
16."My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
17."Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
18."Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in 침대 with gramps."
19."Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
20."Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
21."Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 나무, 트리 and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered 의해 very close veins."
9."Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
10."Please excuse 레이 Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
11."Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
12."Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
13."Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
14."Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
15."Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
16."My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
17."Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
18."Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in 침대 with gramps."
19."Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
20."Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
21."Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 팬팝 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 당신 mad 또는 doesnt agree with your point of view 당신 just 신고 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 당신 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 신고 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 신고 또는 block family we care and show 사랑 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 신고 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
사랑 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 팬팝 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 당신 mad 또는 doesnt agree with your point of view 당신 just 신고 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 당신 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 신고 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 신고 또는 block family we care and show 사랑 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 신고 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
사랑 all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 당신 want?" "I'm calling to 신고 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 당신 very much for the call, sir." The 다음 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 읽기 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 읽기 this.
4. 당신 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 당신 notice I skipped number three.
7. 당신 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 당신 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 당신 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 당신 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 또는 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 당신 wish 당신 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 당신 with the missing number this time. 또는 did I?
14. 당신 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
16. 당신 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 당신 ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.