랜덤 Article: Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just 읽기 some of the 터미네이터 인용구 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 일 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 당신 might get annoyed 의해 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of 당신 guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did 당신 logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing 당신 again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I said last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._....

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STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

posted by MisterH

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE!

I really mean it! What would 당신 be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would 당신 be able to do if 글쓰기 fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would 당신 do if it's illegal to do a cover of your 가장 좋아하는 song on YouTube? What would 당신 do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would 당신 do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet from getting killed 의해 SOPA/TPP!...

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'Murrica, I 사랑 ya.

posted by tamore

ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere

I fucking 사랑 America.

Yeah, that’s right, I 사랑 it. In a time when it’s oh so trendy to hate society and all this country’s flaws, I 사랑 the United States of America.

And yes, I do acknowledge the flaws. It does suck that there’s still widespread racism and sexism and it sucks that same-sex marriage isn’t nationally recognized. (It also sucks that 마리화나 isn’t legal everywhere but ya know, I can let that go.)

I 사랑 America because I’m free. I 사랑 America because I’m free to 사랑 it 또는 I’m free to hate it. I can choose. I can voice my opinions.

I 사랑 that it can be funny...