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posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! 당신 can think what ever 당신 can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people 사랑 batman, I go for Superman. 배트맨 dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One 일 he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my 다음 hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that 당신 can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What do bats have to do with robins anyway? Is there some connection that I’m missing here? Bats and robins can both fly, something neither 배트맨 nor Robin can do 의해 the way, but other than that the two have nothing in common. Robins aren’t even nocturnal. The funny thing is, Robin is one of the first superheroes ever created. (granted “super” is a stretch here). Its not like they were running out of cool bird names for superheroes at that point. I’m pretty sure Hawkman was still available. 또는 even the Blue Falcon. So we’re left with the simple question: Why Robin? Was he too scary for little kids? Was the creator of the dynamic duo some sort of closet bird watcher? We may never know the answer

3. White Rabbit: A geeky chick who married an old dude and had him killed so she can make gadgets and gizmoes which were, an armored rabbit with a bunch of weapons, your genetically rabid rabbits, those rocket boots she wears, razor carrots, and that umbrella she carrys that does… something [idk what]. Honey, I’m sorry your creators were stoned out of their minds when they created 당신 – “Aw, man… 당신 know what would be totally wicked? Killer bunnies! Oh yeah, also razor carrots… And a giant armored rabbit. And rocket boots! Aw man, This is sooooooooooo awesome!!"

2. AquaMan: In a comic book universe where almost every major story arc takes place on dry land, its good to have a super hero who can’t survive outside of the water for an extended period of time. Enter Aquaman, the super hero whose main powers are the ability to breath underwater and talk to fish. Yeah, that should come in handy 다음 time Darkseid decides to attack the Earth, right?

1. 다람쥐 Girl: Do I really have to explain this choice? 다람쥐 Girl’s main super power is the ability to communicate with squirrels. Yeah, 당신 read that right. She communicates with squirrels. 당신 have to give Marvel some credit here. The best stories I would have been able to come up with for this “super” hero would be looking for nuts and dodging cars. But the writers at Marvel have actually managed to create some great stories for 다람쥐 Girl. Like the time her and her pet 다람쥐 “Tippy-Toe” defeated Thanos all 의해 themselves. And in another story line she even beat the criminal mastermind Doctor Doom. It takes some some great 글쓰기 to pull off those stories. My only 질문 is, why don’t the other Marvel 히어로즈 make fun of these guys afterwards? If I was the Silver Surfer and I was fighting Thanos, I would start taunting him about the time he got his 나귀, 엉덩이 handed to him 의해 다람쥐 Girl and her pet Tippy-Toe

~Now that I'm done with this, what's your list look like~
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