I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the 사랑 of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if 당신 get 집 before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened 의해 the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather 또는 cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house 의해 noon!'

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the 거리 bald and still think they are beautiful!

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and 당신 had to choose, would 당신 go to lunch 또는 to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.