랜덤 Article: Bad Spelling & Abusing The Caps Lock

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posted by TruBerries

EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the caps lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 글쓰기 this way if he/she had dyslexia 또는 someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet 또는 if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us to be 글쓰기 like we don't know any better 또는 that we've just gotten out of kindergarten. As for the abusing of the caps, I'm not gonna lie, I do sometimes use all caps but that's normally to cuss someone out to let a person know that I'm incredibly mad 또는 annoyed so 당신 need to back off, but I don't have it on constantly every single 일 of the week. Shoot, I don't wanna get cussed out 의해 people and when 당신 do use the caps lock, it's also an indication that you're yelling. I never quite understood why some 당신 y'all get mad when someone else tells another person to calm down with the caps. The thing that's funny is when someone does use the caps lock on purpose, the person blames it on a younger sibling 또는 whatever so everyone doesn't get on their case about it. Some people are excited about something that the person does a combination of both. For example: OMG! I'VE JUST GOETEN A METAL 모피 DIS CLUB! *Ahem* It's understandable that you're excited that you've finally had 'gotten' a 'medal' but there is another way of showing excitement: OMG! I just gotten a medal for this club! Yay!. Yeah, try using exclamation points 'cause that's what they're there for and that what they taught 당신 to use in Elementary school. You're on a freakin' computer so stop being lazy about your spelling and grammar and stop abusing the caps. If you've got a problem with what I've said about this topic, I could careless right now because this is just absolutely ridiculous and y'all should know 의해 now that I always keep it real though a lot of other people don't. This is TruBerries. Have a nice 일 또는 night.

deathding, blackpanther666 and 12 others like this

Puffedwarrior I totally agree. Nice article. I really hope the abusers and misspellers are going to pay attention to this.

RealBenTennyson Trying to tell others to calm down with Caps On? CALM DOWN!! Will it really calm anybody down?

TruBerries @Puffedwarrior: Thanks! I really hope so, too, but if they don't, well, at least it was addressed. @RealBenTennyson: It probably won't if they're shouted out like that, but, then again, anything's possible.

Sonicishot I hate it when people don't know how to spell! When I was six, my mom sat on the floor with me and held up cards with words, and I had to remember how to spell them or else she'd get very angry at me. So now, I'm the best speller in my class, and I got a text in easter saying: "Hiw was was yoour eastertr" Instead of: "How was your easter".

RealBenTennyson ^^ You are from an English speaking country. So, its natural! But English in not my first language. And hardly anyone can undestand Hindi (which is my first language) here. I want to tell that not everybody is as comfortable with english as you are or others from English speaking countries like US, UK etc. They are bound to make mistakes. My English is not perfect. Actually, it not even far from perfect!!

TruBerries "I can understand that some people writing this way if he/she had dyslexia or someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet"....

Sheetal1256 imma fan offit....lol

TruBerries @Sheetal1256: Oh,thanks. I forget about that 'fan' button sometimes lol

Queefa2022 I agree, I hate when people type like that, even when I text I spell out every word.

yoyo98 Y THA F U CARE?????!!!!

TruBerries If you can't handle the truth, then I suggest you be quiet. I am not the only one that has a problem with people and poor grammar like yours.

r-pattz ROFL. Awesome article. Nice combination of humor and telling people to learn to freaking spell already. I might just have to send some of those people with crappy grammar to this. =P

wolfgirl985 TruBerries, I agree with you. It drives me insane -_- Once, I got a text saying, "Bt I want abl to ce hr agin" instead of "But I won't be able to see her again." It irritates me -_-

xXxJDloverxXx I agree, It's one thing making a few spelling mistakes now and then, but completely different thing "TLKN LIEK DIZ", there's no reasonable excuse for typing that way...

TruBerries @r-pattz: thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it lol. At first I was I was being too blunt, but then I've realized that I wasn't. I feel like this, if ya can't handle the truth, too bad lol. @wolfgirl1985: I know exactly how you feel. Everywhere you go on here,mostly, someone's writing stupid. I really can't stand that.....@xXxJDloverxXx: lol can't argue with that I really appreciate it,guys.

yoyo98 IT DUZNT MATTER IF PEEPLE HAV BAD GRAMMER!!! WTF??????!!!!! U DON'T NEED 2 WRITE A HUGE ARTICLE ON SOMETHIN SO STOOPID. :\

CornChips ^ This, made me laugh.

EmzLovesCheryl @yoyo98, LOL. You're a perfect example for this 'stoopid' topic. :D By the way TruBerries, great article. :)

TruBerries How many times are you going to write the same thing. You sound like a broken record. By the way, stick to speaking when spoken to. @EmzLovesCheryl: Thanks =)

GoldnSnitch_96 I agree! I HATE it when ppl use caps constantly! I do have fun using loltlk, because u can express yourself with it, but I HATE it when people shorten every word they say. And when they don't capatlise their own name! Its like they don't want to respect themselves or something. Nice article. U earnd a prop!

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Elijah Jones - Gives up the "Kinlee And Elijah" Trend.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of 당신 who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the 메리다와 마법의 숲 Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in 질문 on whether 또는 not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his 다음 "supposedly" 2019 album.

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How I Think My New 가장 좋아하는 Characters Would Do In A Horror Movie (REPOST)

posted by zanhar1

Repost with my new 가장 좋아하는 characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another 기사 like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my 가장 좋아하는 characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C 더 많이 than characters...

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Burger King Foot 상추, 상 추

posted by SilentForce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what 당신 get. A 4channer uploaded a 사진 anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the 상추, 상 추 당신 eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 분 later, the Burger King in 질문 was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...

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Very brief 설명 of dyslexia... (no joke, took 5 minutes)

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, 또는 reflected, moving 또는 different 색깔 for you.

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.

Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, 글쓰기 and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing 또는 processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

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why do y’all still care about grammar in the 년 of our lord 2018

posted by sadleech

because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because 당신 associate it with education and think that the 더 많이 educated 당신 are the better 당신 are? because being educated automatically makes 당신 an athority on whatever 당신 wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...

The Nut House Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: 저기요 Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings 당신 here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....

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FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, 당신 silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID 당신 SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: 당신 call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 시간 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't 당신 know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...

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How the passage of time can affect our nostalgia.

posted by Renegade1765

About a 월 ago, I wrote an 기사 where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with 겨울왕국 and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a 팬 of Frozen. However, 글쓰기 all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 또는 15. But the reason I said I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...

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THINGS 당신 CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

posted by applebear123

i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS 당신 CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send 당신 a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long 당신 can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, 또는 try to beat your own personal...

Datsun 240Z

added by Mauserfan1910

Source: the internet???

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If Don hosted "Total Drama" from the very beginning...

posted by PeachyKeen1994

After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the 상단, 맨 위로 of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...

The Nut House Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: 당신 Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: 당신 seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...

The Nut House Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker 읽기 a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know 당신 liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...

Sugar Swaps Her 신고 Card (Credit belongs to adamkleinschmidt2003)

posted by PeachyKeen1994

Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 신고 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 신고 card. (Sugar sees her 신고 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 날짜 for your Student of the 년 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...

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The Future Of Bitcoin (BTC)

posted by BJsRealm

This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.

Where Eagles Dare Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 다음 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your 프렌즈 make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...

T h e C o d e o f K e K.

posted by TheLefteris24

Praise Kek!

Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the 심장 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 불, 화재 of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached 의해 the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!

KEK WILLS IT!

Bars and Melody: Why not popular?

posted by twinklestar11

My 가장 좋아하는 singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping 또는 listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was 노래 when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...