A
is for Arteries.
당신 know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 당신 당신 twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when 당신 took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so 당신 figured 당신 could take her to a nice place because 당신 were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate 더 많이 than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So 당신 flip the bill and are broke for the 다음 two weeks and she wonders why 당신 were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if 당신 can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, 당신 figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to 날짜 her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon 의해 both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't 옮기기 very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on 상단, 맨 위로 she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing 당신 for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my 사랑 but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured 당신 with the truth. She also tortured 당신 with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying 당신 hate that 암캐, 암 캐 is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason 당신 were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for 당신 suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what 당신 got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to 당신 about taking what P stands for. It also means 당신 won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
당신 know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 당신 당신 twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when 당신 took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so 당신 figured 당신 could take her to a nice place because 당신 were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate 더 많이 than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So 당신 flip the bill and are broke for the 다음 two weeks and she wonders why 당신 were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if 당신 can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, 당신 figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to 날짜 her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon 의해 both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't 옮기기 very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on 상단, 맨 위로 she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing 당신 for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my 사랑 but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured 당신 with the truth. She also tortured 당신 with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying 당신 hate that 암캐, 암 캐 is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason 당신 were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for 당신 suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what 당신 got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to 당신 about taking what P stands for. It also means 당신 won't get any for a week.
I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use 팬팝 on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to 포럼 posts 또는 코멘트 on a computer.
Then I saw it. It said I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use 팬팝 because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If 당신 would like your account saved I highly recommend 당신 keep it logged on somewhere. If 당신 can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
So I went to use 팬팝 on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to 포럼 posts 또는 코멘트 on a computer.
Then I saw it. It said I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use 팬팝 because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If 당신 would like your account saved I highly recommend 당신 keep it logged on somewhere. If 당신 can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
