I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if 당신 like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because 당신 have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The 다음 일 the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told 당신 “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The 다음 일 again he calls again and once 더 많이 asks to speak to his boss, 의해 this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

“I’ve already told 당신 twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do 당신 keep calling?”

“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just 사랑 hearing it……………………”

Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15

Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that 질문 all day, and each time I get a different answer”.

Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know

Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?

Student: they are called Germs.